SELENA GOMEZ - is reportedly in a topless phone pic being shopped around, but her reps are denying that it’s her. And yes that’s the picture in question in the headline. I’m sure it’s fake but it’s hard to tell. I haven’t seen Selena Gomez naked as many times as you might think. (celebuzz)
THE OFFICE - will have a huge guest star next week when Ricky Gervais appears as David Brent (who of course was the main character in the original version of the Office in England). Though now that I think about it, all this does is make me want to watch the original. Which was way better. It would be like if you went on a date with a girl, and she brought a hotter, sluttier friend with her. Way to go NBC. (aint it cool)
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - reportedly cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn a few months ago, and now he may be texting her again, claiming his relationship with Biel is through. In his defense, it might be true. Not in his defense, he’s a little weenie. (huff post)
MEL GIBSON - will probably face criminal charges for hitting Oksana Grigorieva, but his attorney Blair Berk had a meeting late Tuesday afternoon with the DA to try and get out of it. She should have given herself a black eye before she went, then said, “please, please don’t make me go back there with bad news.” It probably wouldn’t work, but I mean he’s screwed anyway so why not go for it. (radar)
MIRANDA KERR - posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics)
BRUCE WILLIS - was a pain in the ass to work with on Cop Out, according to director Kevin Smith. “I had no fucking help from this dude whatsoever.” And yet that movie totally worked, on every level, a modern masterpiece. The creative process sure is a mystery. (filmdrunk)
HALLE BERRY - is supposedly on good terms with her ex Gabriel Aubry, who is also the father of her 2yo daughter, but yesterday he filed for custody, setting up a potential tug-of-war with their child. Not a literal tug-of-war with their child of course, though that would be way more exciting. (e!)
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - is ready to return to acting, perhaps playing a Nazi commander who refuses to execute POW’s at the end of WWII in With Wings As Eagles. Or perhaps playing something else, in a different movie. What am I, psychic? (fox)
RICKY GERVAIS - will not be hosting the Golden Globes again next year, saying he feels twice is enough. Which is how I now feel about watching the Golden Globes. (yahoo)
CAMERON DIAZ - was at the premiere of the Green Hornet last night, and I know we’ve already covered how ugly she is IRL, but she’s annoying and arrogant so we’re gonna cover it again. This time with video, because it’s easier to see how much she looks like the puppet from Saw this way. (lat)
JAMES BOND - had plans for a 23rd film, directed by Sam Mendes and starring Daniel Craig, but it was delayed because of MGMs financial problems. As of today, it’s officially back on. Which already makes it better than Quantum of Solace. (/film)
THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP - last night was the highest rated program in the history of cable, bringing in 27.3 million viewers. I wonder if Cam Newton had a bonus clause in his contract for this kind of thing. (la times)
GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. “I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.” And fat, Gwyneth, let’s not forget about fat. (people)
SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t read the whole thing. (people)
BEN AFFLECK - is being mentioned as a possible Oscar nominee for directing the Town, which is surprising because that movie wasn’t very good. (variety)
KANYE WEST - wore this ridiculous, and real, fur coat in NYC yesterday, and it’s kind of weird that rappers and old white women have such similar taste. They both like furs and track suits and gaudy gold jewelry. Represent, yo.
THE 10 HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIES OF 2010 - might surprise you. Unless you already know what they are, in which case they won’t. Unless you have that Memento thing and you didn’t tat them down. Do you have that? Do you have that? Do you have that? Do I have keep asking or how does this work? (filmdrunk)
REESE WITHERSPOON - got engaged to her agent Jim Toth. It will be her second marriage (she divorced Ryan Phillippe in 2008), so, you know, it’s hell for that slut. (e!)
THE FANTASTIC FOUR - is gonna kill off one of the 4 next month, though Marvel is keeping the name of the doomed hero a secret. It’s Mister Fantastic. I think we all know it’s Mister Fantastic. That guy is useless, but it’s like the rest of the team is too polite to say anything. Like he can reach under a door and go get the key and unlock it from the inside. Meanwhile Thing is just standing there, pantomiming to the other two that he can just kick it, he can kick the door and smash it, but Sue has to deal with that shit when they get home so she waves him off, she’s like, “no, please, just give him another 10 minutes.” It’s fuckin ridiculous. (the sun)
LITTLE FOCKERS won the weekend box office with a lower than expected $34 million, but the real story was that Gullivers Travels absolutely bombed, opening at number 7 with just $7.2 million. Actually “bomb” might not be a fitting description, because I’d much rather be in a room with an actual bomb than a Jack Black movie. (variety)
TENNA MARIE - died of natural causes over the weekend at age 54, and apparently this is a big deal but I’ve never heard of this chick in my life. Here’s her big hit song, and that thing is awful, so good riddance I say. (e!)
HUGH HEFNER - who is 84, is engaged to Playmate Crystal Harris, who is 24. As you can see they certainly make a darling couple. The secret to a good relationship: greed. (us)
