Heather Graham is still in Ischia, Italy, and still in a bikini, and while it’s true that she doesn’t look as hot as she used to, she’s still Roller Girl and she still looks great and if I ever had sex with her I’d come so hard I’d lay there twitching like someone hit me a taser.
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Heather Graham spent the weekend with her boyfriend at the beach in Ischia, Italy, and thanks to her rolling around with her legs spread this description doesn’t exactly have to be theater of the mind. Why can’t you keep your legs closed, Heather? Did you try it once and have a bad experience? I’ve seen turtles get off their back and protect their modesty faster than this.
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Heather Graham went to London for the world premiere of Guy Richies Sherlock Holmes movie (co-starring the great and wildly underrated Mark Strong), and not only did this hot bitch choose a dress that was tight enough to cut off circulation to her hands and feet, she chose one that was white. White is a good color on girls, one that isn’t worn enough. I should open a club where girls can only wear white. A “Whites Only” policy, if you will. I think an interesting gimmick like that will make my club stand out in an overcrowded marketplace. Easy Street, here I come!
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VICTORIA BECKHAM - was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday night, and by Friday morning the producers had replaced her with someone far smarter, hotter, younger and free. Ahh, well played Paula. I think someone has been reading “The Prince”. (source = the ap)
WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT - deny that they are scientologists and say the private school they founded will not teach scientology, but Jada fired the head of the school last week after she complained about the curriculum, and now her replacement is an active scientologist. Conspiracy, or is that just what the aliens want us to think? (source = radar)
HEATHER GRAHAM - is in Barcelona today with her boyfriend, who I heard is gay and/or cheating and/or kills prostitutes. Whichever one might drive her to me faster, that’s the one I heard. (hq jump = here)
Two nights ago, Heather Graham wore that hot black dress that looks like a tiger attacked her to the UK premiere of the Hangover. Then she apparently washed it in hot and got it to Kristin Cavallari in time for some WB party last night. I thought girls took precautions to never do this kind of thing but I guess not. British Larry Bird must have thought so too because he looked preemptively upset.
Kristin must be pissed because Heather looked way hotter. Actually she didn’t but Heather wins anyway because she still looks like this in a bikini and she was Roller Girl. Who knows what Cavallari does. She’s on TV but there’s an old lady who talks about spoons from the Worlds Fair and salt shakers shaped like a cow on TV too. Ohhh, I’m so impressed Kristin. Do you two know each other, do you and the cow salt shaker lady ever hang out?
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If anyone has a rational explanation for why Paltrow and the Sad Cartoon Turtle get movie roles anytime they want, yet the last thing Heather Graham was in was my erotic fantasies, I’d love to hear it. This is her last week in Hawaii. She's awesome. She’s not the greatest actress in the world or anything, but jesus it's just acting. Anyone can do that shit. Just say the words on the page. Curl up your hand and button your shirt all the way up if you’re a retard, look to the left of the person you’re speaking to if you’re blind. Ta-da, you’re acting. It’s not like were entrusting her to reignite to sun, so just put her hot ass in some god damn movies.
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