If you had your choice to bang just one girl on a surfboard in Hawaii who used to have sex with Richie Sambora, you’d have to weigh the pros and cons.  Heather Locklear looks better in a bikini than Denise Richards, even though Locklear is ten years older, but be warned, she will apparently bend you over and mount you.   Quite frankly, that’s not my cup of tea.    I just can’t get pregnant right now, I just can't. 

(for this full set of 93 shots, go to Pacific Coast News Online)



Heather Locklear walking around Beverly Hills in a see thru skirt and no panties just guaranteed her as the winner of the previously uninvented "Hottest 50 Year Old Ass" award.  Granted, she was the only one who entered the contest.  At least the only one who didn’t make me throw up.  It's nice to see that Time hasn't lost its sense of humor, in this case morphing a sexy little mynx into a turtle.  Hey Time, fuck you.