By Travis November 01, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Heidi Klum hosted her annual Halloween party last night at Marquee in New York City, and plenty of stars came out to show off their ideas of creative and fun costumes, from Coco Austin and Ice-T to Melanie Iglesias and Lindsay Ellingson (more on some of them in a bit), but the only person and costume that ever matters on Halloween is Heidi herself. It used to be that Heidi and her ex-husband Seal would arrive together and blow everyone away, but now she’s a solo act, and she did just fine with her costume as an elderly woman that every man at the party wanted to sleep with.
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By Lex August 22, 2013 @ 10:19 AM
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By Lex July 26, 2013 @ 2:10 PM
Heidi Klum revealed that she taps her mom with the responsibility of snapping her half-naked Instagram photos. Nobody really knows their kids body better than a parent I suppose, in some creepy kind of way I’d prefer not to think about. Someday, I’d like to have kids that grow up to ask me to take racy photos of them to post on social media outlets. So I can say no fucking way then send them to their room for being automaton fame whores. Unless there was real money to be had, naturally.
Photo Credit: Heidi Klum/Instagram
By Travis July 17, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
If there’s one thing that Heidi Klum loves more than being a world famous super model earning more money in a month than most people in Detroit will earn in their lives, it’s almost showing her tits on Twitter. But as I’ve become quite the fan of her semi-nude efforts in entertaining her 1.6 million followers, I’ve found myself wondering why she never shows her nipples and if she even has nipples at all.
And for that matter, why has she never pleasured herself in a hot tub? I’m afraid until I see pictures of either, I’m just going to continue thinking that Heidi is a fraud.
By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 1:32 PM
You can always tell when a woman’s having lots of sex because they start Tweeting body part pictures of themselves. Women aren’t much different than men. They feel good about themselves when getting laid. If Twitter allowed it and anybody gave a shit, dudes who were knocking serious boot would be posting their dick pics all the time. Heidi Klum tweeted her ass from the Bahamas where she spent the long weekend having crazy vacation sex with her kids’ bodyguard. When a woman has sand in her vagina and her first thought is, somebody take a picture of my ass, she’s definitely feeling groovy.
Here’s Heidi in a couple bikinis in the Bahamas. She did her hair in braids either to mimic Bo Derek in 10 or the three fat underemployed 20-something girls who sit on my apartment stoop smoking cloves. Probably Bo Derek.
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