I can't even imagine how much time and energy has to be spent to make Heidi Klum look this dorky. I'm not even positive what this is. Is the snake eating the apple? I don't have a bible in front of me but I'm pretty sure the snake didn't eat the apple. But she and Seal do something like this every year. They should thank god they found each other, because the only other people who do this kinda thing generally have to be kept on a leash. I have absolutely no idea who the other chick is. Her name is Lena Gercke. She's probably a doctor or lawyer or something. Crime shows have taught me that hot chicks are often doctors or lawyers and most black people are judges or police captains. All I know for sure is that the "swiss miss milk maid" costume never ever ever gets old. It's a solid choice every single year. Especially if the chick has a big rack. Lena looks super hot here. It's like that old saying, "I wouldn't mind hitting HER in the head with a hammer and then putting lipstick on her and brushing her hair all night!" What? Oh. Never heard that one? Hmmm. Might be best for everyone if we just pretend you were never here.
If you watch "Project Runway", you know that the controversy heading into tonight's finale is whether or not Jeffrey Sebelia, one of the final four contestants, will get kicked off at the last minute for cheating, the allegation being that he had outside help making his line to be shown at Olympus Fashion Week, the final test to declare the winner. The Daily News doesn't say if he was disqualified, but in this article they do reveal if he was kicked off the show or if he was allowed to show his line. The News also doesn't answer if I could have jammed any more commas into that first sentence or why the fashion world has turned its back on the coonskin cap. It's like a whole raccoon, right on your head!
Hitler would be so pissed right now.
Supermodel Heidi Klum and husband Seal admit to having naked portraits of themselves adorning the walls of their home. The nude pics are hidden in the couples bedroom and bathrooms to keep them hidden away and private.
"I have very nice pictures of my husband in my bathroom. We don't really have naked pictures of us all over the place but he would have the occasional one of me and I have the occasional one of him."
This seems like a solid idea. I’m sure he’s delightful, and you’re welcome to debate his music, but Seal is not a handsome man, so any pictures that distract from his face are entirely welcome. He looks evil. It creeps me out. In fact, I heard that when he goes to the zoo, all the animals start goin' crazy, like in the movies when someone is possessed by the Devil. The monkeys start jumping around, and the dolphins won't listen and the tigers roar. True story.
