Heidi Klum dressed up as Hindu goddess Kali for Halloween last week, and since no one can do anything without someone else being offended by it, now some Hindu group is demanding an apology.  Yahoo says…

"Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshipped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects," Indo-American statesman Rajan Zed said.
He added: "Hindus welcome Hollywood and other entertainment industries to immerse themselves in Hinduism, but they should take it seriously and respectfully, and not just use the religion for decoration or to advance their selfish agenda.
"Casual flirting sometimes results in pillaging serious spiritual doctrines and revered symbols and hurting the devotees."

If anything this dude should be grateful.  Heidi made his god sexy.  The only people who ever dress up as western religious figures are fat sarcastic queers and unfunny jerkoffs from your office.  I wish we could get Heidi on board.  I think this guy is discounting how much more appealing your religion can be if your god has really big tits.

Heidi Klum would like to know whether you have milk or not in a new ad campaign she shot last week.  It's not as good as my poster showing a girl with big jugs asking if I got milk, but it's as good as these dumb things ever get.  I’m surprised milk doesn’t cost 800 dollars a glass considering how long they’re run these stupid ads for no reason.  I assure the California Milk Processor Board, people are aware of milk.  No one is gonna stumble into the dairy section and say, hey heres some of that "milk" I’ve been hearing so much about lately.   Because of them and their stupid calcium I had to drink this crap twice a day for 15 years.  Every single person involved with these can go F themselves. 

This morning it was cool because we woke up to pictures of Cindy Crawford topless on a yacht.  Now we have pictures of Heidi Klum topless on a yacht.  Somene needs to get Kathy Ireland onto a yacht immediately. 

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Heidi Klum made this video in preparation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, set to air on CBS on December 4th, and it's the most solid evidence yet that hot chicks can do whatever they want. If she was ugly and acted this goofy, guys would have told her to shut the hell up long ago. If this were high school and the tubby goth chick was doing this, I'd tease her until she killed herself and that would be that. But it's Heidi Klum. She could spend the entire video with charts and graphs explaining why Seals big black cock puts mine to shame, but as long as she did it in a bra, I'd sit here with my chin in the palms of my hands like a lovesick teen, sighing deeply and with cartoon hearts for eyes. 

Heidi Klum wore a super hot dress to the Victorias Secret Fashion Show after party last night, but it's still not slutty enough.  That dress asks you to use your imagination, and since the internet can show you anything anywhere at any time, my imagination has been worn down to a nub from lack of practice. If I was a cartoon, and you could get a close up of my brain, it wouldn't show a mouse sprinting in a wheel, it would show a donkey asleep on his back and with his feet up in the air. Asking me to use my imagination to masturbate is like asking me to build a log cabin. I know people used to do that kind of thing, but I wouldn't even know how to start.