Heidi Klum was in and out of a bikini

By brendon August 15, 2011 @ 1:46 PM

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It was a real bounty of middle aged boobs this weekend, as Heidi Klum was topless on the beach in Porto Cervo, Italy (this would be a good day to follow me on twitter, btw). Which makes it sound way way hotter than it was because her kids were there, her parents were there, and she doesn’t look very good. The only way these pictures could be any more disappointing is if she took out her dick.

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Heidi Klum is in a bikini

By brendon August 02, 2011 @ 3:18 PM

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Heidi Klum spent this morning with her husband Seal and their 4 kids on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, because yes, the whole god damn world has a yacht except for me and you apparently.

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Heidi Klum must be a popular mom

By brendon July 15, 2011 @ 3:01 PM

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Heidi Klum took a walk in Manhattan this morning with her son Henry, 5, and her daughter Leni, 7, who were on their way to summer camp. Todays first activity: ducking under the other dads erections.

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Heidi Klum looks like a good mom

By brendon June 21, 2011 @ 4:25 PM

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Heidi Klum spent the morning playing with her four kids at a community center in Soho today, including Leni, her 7-year-old daughter with Formula 1 team owner Flavio Briatore, and Henry Samuel, her giant 5-year-old son with Seal. After that she probably went and had some more kids with some other guys. The whore.

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as always, Heidi Klum won Halloween (UPDATE)

By brendon November 01, 2010 @ 4:00 PM

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I clearly don’t have the proper hobbies to know what Heidi Klum and Seal were dressed as for their Halloween party last night, but, like she does every single year, Heidi won the costume contest, for sheer enthusiasm if nothing else. She’s so unapologetically goofy. It’s kind of adorable. And who else could prompt people to say, “I would totally fuck that 15 foot purple chick.”

(SEXY UPDATEpreview pic. Look how happy being a dork makes her.)

Jessica Simpson is the secret Project Runway judge

By brendon September 09, 2010 @ 2:03 PM

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The ultimate winner of Project Runway is decided every year by giving a few of the designers a runway show at Fashion Week in New York. It’s a big deal, a huge honor, so they always get a really fashionable celebrity as a guest judge. Or in this case, Jessica Simpson. People says…

With her new denim line in stores now, it’s only fitting that Jessica Simpson is getting her fashionable feet wet at the runway shows of New York City Fashion Week. And on Thursday, the starlet made a trip to the Project Runway finale, where she was announced as the surprise guest judge.

Jesus Christ, are people in that audience actually applauding? I thought fashion people were mean. Boo that fat bitch. Don’t encourage her. Style and beautiful clothes are your life, and she’s selling denim bras and panties. “BOOOO, BOOOOO YOU SUCK!”