Heidi Montag filmed some scenes for ‘the Hills’ this morning while having breakfast in Beverly Hills, and hopefully she ate something nutritious. With her new implants, she now weighs over 400 pounds. She’s gonna need lots of energy.
(source = splash news exclusives)
Tori Wilson Heidi Montag talked to Radar and confirmed reports that she will pose for Playboy again. She says her second pictorial is already set up and will happen, “very soon.” She also says the criticism of her plastic surgery doesn’t bother her. And good for her. It’s true she can’t move or feel her face, but she’s annoying, so a good sturdy mouth for me to attack with my penis will come in handy.
She also says she wants to make her breasts even larger, but then notes that surgery alone won’t make anyone happy, and, “it’s what inside that counts”. And while I’m surprised she would reference her vagina so casually, I’m inclined to agree.
(source = pacific coast online)
I realize this is two stories in a row about huge things stuffed into something else, but Heidi Montag and her fantastic breasts took a private plane to Vegas this weekend for a romantic weekend. This is the first time I can recall that Heidi has ever been on a luxurious private jet. And it’s just one month after she got DDD implants. Hint hint, ladies.
(source = pacific coast news)
The last time Heidi Montag was in Playboy, the pictures were about as erotic as shark attack photos, but that was before she got DDD implants. She had to buy the implants, but the self-confidence that came along with them was free (hint-hint ladies). MSNBC says…
“Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover,” said a source who’s exceedingly close to the couple.
Montag’s first Playboy pose, back in September, was conservative by some standards, but part deux stands to be a little more risqué.
“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door
“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”
She really could use the money because despite what she wants you to believe, she doesn’t have any. This is where she lives, so that shower door better be made out of a magnifying glass if she expects to get the 1 million she’s asking for. Otherwise, I wouldn’t pay Heidi one million dollars unless her naked pictures were printed on the back Megan Fox’s naked pictures.
The new and improved Heidi Montag told the Sun UK last week that even though she loves her new DDD breasts after getting bigger implants, she won’t rest on her previous accomplishments. She has new goals, and those include moving up to H, because her name is ‘Heidi’. Get it? Awesome right? Well not according to the pedophile (probably) who did her DDD implants. He wants to tell women how to live and suppress their sexuality.
About Heidi’s new breasts, her doctor told Radar Online: “They are a little bit larger than I wanted I counseled her many times and told her ‘Heidi these are a little bit big and the bigger you go the more the complication risk increases’, he revealed.
And in terms of making them any bigger, the doctor said: “I told Heidi, ‘If you want to do it I don’t know who you will find but it’s not going to be me.’ I strongly recommend she just doesn’t do it.”
Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America. I thought this was the country that blazed new frontiers and made the impossible look easy. If this so-called “doctor” can’t handle a strong and confident woman, he needs to go back to Saudi Arabia with the rest of the closed-minded pussies.
(UPDATE - now with new pics of her doing yoga from pacific coast news. you know, from the right angle, you can almost see down her shirt. someone should tell her. i don’t think she realizes what she’s doing)
Tyler has had a Heidi Montag ban for 7 months now, but I’m not clairvoyant. I didn’t know she was gonna do this. I didn’t know she was gonna improve herself with 10 plastic surgeries and get DDD implants.
DDD. Breasts. There’s nothing wrong with your monitor, and yes you read that right. D. D. D. Also called F, but they should just go with 3D because that’s what they are. In other words, I had no idea she was gonna look this awesome. Honestly, she looks terrific. She’s like a young, slutty, eager to please Faith Hill now. Which is to say, a much better version of Faith Hill. But, as most amazing women are, Heidi is not content to settle for second best. The Sun says…
HEIDI MONTAG (says) her triple D boobs still aren’t big enough.
She boasted: “I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi.”
Work on the 23-year-old blonde also included buttock augmentation, neck liposuction, brow lift, chin reduction, Botox in her forehead and fat injected into her cheeks, mouth area and lips.
She added: “I look like an improved version of myself.”
Hahaha, that’s right Heidi, you sure do! What a charming woman! But this isn’t all happy news, because of course some people are criticizing her. Probably fat people because they hate sexy people like me and Heidi and me. If science can do this, why not? What are we, druids? Go ride your horse to the creek and eat some boiled meat and grits if you don’t like it, Fred Flintstone.
