Helen Flanagan Poses In Christmas Lingerie For Nuts UK

By Lex December 11, 2013 @ 11:53 AM

Helen Flanagan Poses In Christmas Lingerie For Nuts UK

Photo Credit: Nuts UK

Helen Flanagan Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of Nuts Magazine

By Lex December 02, 2013 @ 1:46 PM

Helen Flanagan Poses In Lingerie For The November Issue Of Nuts Magazine

Photo Credit: Nuts

Helen Flanagan Grabs Her Tits A Lot in 2014

By Lex October 14, 2013 @ 3:26 PM

Helen Flanagan Topless For Her 2014 Calander
A lot of people refer to Helen Flanagan as the sexiest woman in Britain. It’s like calling somebody the best ice hockey player in Texas. There’s a few kids who can skate in the Lone Star State, but it’s not Minnesota, if you know what I’m saying. Still, this TV actress is good looking enough that they took the time to airbrush the shit out of photos of her covering her best parts to make a wall calendar for 2014. You can order one this week I guess and get it signed by Helen. Just imagine the imaginary closeness you’ll feel jizzing over March knowing she scrawled her name on the cover.

Photo Credit: calendargirlsuk.com

Helen Flanagan Wet in FHM Magazine

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 6:21 PM

Helen Flanagan In A Bikini For The Sept Issue Of FHM Magazine
Helen Flanagan is a British soap opera actress who loves to show off her boobs. If I had boobs like Helen Flanagan, well, I’d have been sexually assaulted by most of my high school football teammates in the showers. Big wonderful boobs are not always a blessing.

Here’s Helen Flanagan in FHM magazine wearing not many clothes. I can’t imagine you see this kind of talent on All My Children, even in the days when Kelly Ripa still ate food.

Photo Credit: FHM

Helen Flanagan Uses Boobs To Save Animals

By Lex May 23, 2013 @ 2:38 PM


I fucking love meat. Nose to tail. When I’m sitting at IHOP eating my side of sausage, all I can think about his how fucking awesome pork tastes while wishing I could slaughter whole hogs with my bare hands. One over the snout, one wrenched around their thick neck, and roll hard to the right. I’m not your best candidate for PETA. But in the presence of any naked or nearly naked woman begging me to stop using animals for my only earthly needs, I’d buckle fast. This is why PETA is smart. Just not smart enough to defeat primal instinct. So now I get to look at this busty chick mostly naked while eating a side of sausage. The good guys win again.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, INF, PCN, WENN

Helen Flanagan…That Is All

By Steve G. May 02, 2013 @ 1:50 PM

Helen Flanagan At FHM 100 Sexiest Women Awards In London

Granted she’s never done anything in the U.S., and I hadn’t heard of her till today, but I was never a fan of Helen Flanagan, and now I am for some reason.  Ha! Funny how things happen sometimes.