Would you rather fuck Helen Mirren or Kirsten Dunst?  I can’t even begin to guess under what circumstances it might happen, but I really hope Helen Mirren (seen here at yesterdays London premier of “Dumbly Named Movie”) never hits on me, because I think I would fuck her.  I don’t really want to but her tits are just awesome.  There’s no question I would hit that before Dunst.  Of course I would hump a roaring camp fire before I did that baby-toothed cadaver, so this might not be the greatest comparison in the world.

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Academy Award winning actress Helen Mirren went swimming outside her vacation home (castle, actually) in Puglia, Italy yesterday, and she wrapped her 63-year-old ass in a bikini to do it. So good news for you and your creepy geriatric lust.  Pervert.

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Is that an In-N-Out burger?  Did Helen Mirren win an Academy Award and then go hit the drive thru?  Whoa.  That's pretty cool.   Here's some other cool trivia about Helen Mirren that you maybe didn't know:  Helen Mirren is a tender lover.  Helen Mirren writes the most haunting haiku.  Helen Mirren makes love while listening to early Korn.  Helen Mirren enjoys the smell of lemon.  Helen Mirren cuts herself.  Helen Mirren will only wear Lee jeans.