Helena Bonham Carter, my beloved Marla Singer, who used to look like this and even now can look like this when she tries, ran some errands around North London today, and seriously what in the hell.
She looks like someone who would throw a handful of pee in your eyes while yelling some insane gibberish. If that thing tried to kiss me, I’d pull my head down like a turtle until it completely sunk into my chest. I don’t know how but I would figure it out.
(image source = bauer griffin)
Leighton Meester won’t be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn’t walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were:
1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh!)
2. Cave Girl
3. Meatwad
4. Daywalker
(source = wenn and splash news online)
I know it’s not very nice to post swimsuit pictures of Helena Bonham Carter this weekend in Malibu, and specifically to crop those pictures to highlight… whatever the hell that is that we’re looking at, but she should have thought of that 30 minutes earlier when she was getting dressed. As she battled her swimsuit and tried to pull it up and over all the waves of person, with things sloshing around inside like when you have a big drink in your car and you take a turn too fast. It probably looked like she was trying to shove an octopus into her uterus, except less erotic than that made it sound.
