Tim Burton Kissed Another Woman Now Helena Bonham Carter Won't Change Her Clothes

There are a lot of weird couples in this world. In high school I sat behind the tuba player from band who would vigorously massage his large clarinetist girlfriend on the finger tips while she ate a cheddar cheese sandwich with her free hand. It got her so worked up, she'd excuse herself from class to go to the bathroom, always with mustard stains on her face. I'm just saying, that happened, and they were weird. Tim...read more

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old...read more

'Lone Ranger' has a trailer too

It's been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here's the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact on the Old West' (HD here). As Depp reminds us (while speaking traditional Hollywood Movie Indian language. Which is just english but where the cadence stabs every word and makes him sound mildly retarded),...read more

Helena Bonham Carter is a crazy person

First of all, easy on the butter. Second of all, BRUSH YOUR GOD DAMN HAIR. Ducks and ponies groom themselves, why can't a movie star? They dont even have god damn hands! (image source of helena in hampstead having lunch with her children = bauer griffin)read more

and here is the exact opposite of Jaime Pressly

Helena Bonham Carter put on her least dirty purple socks and orthopedic shoes to swing by a school in London this afternoon and pick up her son Billy. His dad is Tim Burton, and he has velcro shoes and pants that are three inches too short, so I'm sure he isn't some weird loner and is actually the most popular kid in class. Especially with the school bullies, who consider him a dream come true. (image source = inf)read more

Helena Bonham Carter is heartbreaking

Helena Bonham Carter, my beloved Marla Singer, who used to look like this and even now can look like this when she tries, ran some errands around North London today, and seriously what in the hell. She looks like someone who would throw a handful of pee in your eyes while yelling some insane gibberish. If that thing tried to kiss me, I'd pull my head down like a turtle until it completely sunk into my chest. I don't...read more

i think im in love x 4

Leighton Meester won't be the only make-out worthy pictures on here today. You probably couldn't walk 5 feet last night in New York without running into some guys hard cock, because the Museum of Modern Art held a tribute to Tim Burton, and that place had crazy pussy. Among those in attendance, starting clockwise from the upper left, were: 1. Kool Aid man (oh yeeaahh!) 2. Cave Girl 3. Meatwad 4. Daywalker (source = ...read more

what in the hell is that

I know it's not very nice to post swimsuit pictures of Helena Bonham Carter this weekend in Malibu, and specifically to crop those pictures to highlight... whatever the hell that is that we're looking at, but she should have thought of that 30 minutes earlier when she was getting dressed. As she battled her swimsuit and tried to pull it up and over all the waves of person, with things sloshing around inside like when...read more