Alec Baldwin Taking End of His Career Well

Alec Baldwin has been tapped to host the reboot of The Match Game game show from 1970's daytime television. Thanks to the success of the latest Family Feud reboot with Steve Harvey production companies are now looking to revive more game shows for network syndication.... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Soaks in the After Birth

Hilaria Baldwin posted a photo of herself in bra and panties moments after dropping Alec Baldwin's second half-Spanish half-bourbon baby onto the organic flax woven doula mat. I've seen addicted moms dig for the booze or recreational drugs not long after pushing the... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Still Pregnant

Hilaria Baldwin will finally give birth in July and spare us the endless selfies of her third trimester. No word on whether she will be broadcasting the delivery live via NASA's feed or if we'll be treated to any photos of her stitched up perineum. Women will be the... read more

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Hilaria Baldwin Bonafide Woman

Hilaria Baldwin took some time off from talking about herself to talk about herself and her fucking baby whom she is raising to be a faith healing rapist. Baldwin posted a throwback photo of herself being pregnant in case you forgot that that and pretending to be Spanish... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Unclear Motivation

Alec Baldwin's weird attention seeking dubiously employed fake Spanish wife posted a photo of herself in lingerie with a baby inside her. I can't tell if I'm supposed to masturbate or salute her for letting an angry old man squirt inside her. More than likely Baldwin... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Is Game For Something

Alec Baldwin's pretend Spanish daughter wifeis kooky. So much so she posts photos of herself doing yoga around the house. She's not aloof enough not to know exactly what we're all thinking. Your bikini is mismatched. Let me fix it for you. Suchwould make her stupid. I... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Slowly Killing Alec Baldwin

The idea of hooking up with a yoga instructor half your age seems like a great idea until you come to in a pumpkin patch with an a toddler and a frisky bitch insisting you yoga pose her with a banana in her mouth. It's not that older drunken sods don't need their whistle... read more

Hilaria Baldwin Has Tender Skills

I wish I had a granddad who told me raunchy shit like 'if you find a woman who can pin her legs behind ears, marry her'. Then maybe he'd give me five bucks to go get a nudie magazine and a pack of smokes to get my lungs tough from an early age. I didn't get that... read more

Alec Baldwin Apologized To His Gay Friends

After last week's latest Twitter meltdown by Alec Baldwin, in which he called Daily Mail reporter George Stark a "toxic little queen" and threatened to shove his foot up his ass, it was only a matter of time before people started comparing the actor to Paula Deen.... read more

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Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his "Alec Baldwin Foundation" profile that was deleted, because... read more