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Alec Baldwin's Wife Still Trying to Get Noticed

When you're a 20-something pretend Spanish yoga teacher and you marry old Alec Baldwin, you probably think you're finally going to get the recognition first promised by your touchy middle school dance teacher. But Alec isn't exactly about promoting those around him. On the few public occasions is allowed out with her husband, he often refers to her as that pretzel bending side of cunt sauce that he let have his baby....read more

Alec Baldwin Ass Rapes Paparazzo So He'll Never Forget

Alec Baldwin and his fucked up Irish temper struck again when he allegedly attacked a photographer on the streets of New York. And, by 'allegedly' I mean he pinned the paparazzo against a car. Supposedly, the pap was taking pictures of Jack Donaghy and his yoga instructor wife Hilaria, when Baldwin flipped the fuck out...again. There were a lot of witnesses, because the streets of New York are full of witnesses. There...read more

Hilaria Thomas Has Five Days to Give Birth or Watch Her Boobs Explode

I was staring so hard at the pregnant swollen boobs of Hilaria Thomas that I barely noticed old Russell Crowe kissing her on the head in the park as he fingered her toy poodle's ass. Odd, but it's Manhattan. More typically, you'd find Alec Baldwin on the park bench, seated next to his soon to be baby mama, waxing passionate about how a Republican president would be horrible for the coons and wetbacks of this nation....read more

Alec Baldwin Apologized To His Gay Friends

After last week's latest Twitter meltdown by Alec Baldwin, in which he called Daily Mail reporter George Stark a "toxic little queen" and threatened to shove his foot up his ass, it was only a matter of time before people started comparing the actor to Paula Deen. Baldwin went after Stark for writing that his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, had been texting at James Gandolfini's funeral, which they naturally denied, but...read more

Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his "Alec Baldwin Foundation" profile that was deleted, because nothing says, "Hey, we're good people doing good things" like threatening to shove your foot up a Daily Mail reporter's ass and calling him a "toxic...read more

Alec Baldwin in a Heated Argument With Pregnant Wife

Well, that's if you believe Radar Online. Here's what I do notice looks sinister. Alec is raising his cell phone to a pregnant woman. He's likely trying to irradiate his future baby with the electromagnetic pulse weapon that once gave cancer to a bunny in a Blue State college laboratory. Also, he has incredibly hirsute arms. Men with hairy limbs are often very bad people, most especially in movies involving Middle...read more

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one of these is Alec Baldwins teen daughter, the other his wife

Alec Baldwin got married on Saturday to one of the girls with him in these pictures, hopefully the brunette in the middle (28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas) because the super tall blond is his 16-year-old daughter from his marriage to Kim Bassinger, Ireland Baldwin. Ireland joined Alec and his new wife for lunch in New York yesterday, and that thoughtless little pig didn't even bother to do her hair or put...read more

Alec Baldwin is marrying his yoga instructor

Eight months ago there was a report that Alec Baldwin (who is 54) was planning to propose to his girlfriend Hilaria Thomas (who is 28), and now it's finally happened, and she was even seen earlier today in New York with her engagement ring. Surprisingly, it's huge. Totally not what I expected in this story about a millionaire in his mid 50's who dates a yoga instructor half his age. (image source = getty, splash)read more

Alec Baldwin has finally found love

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas must be Hollywoods most unlikely couple. He's 53 after all, so you would think he wouldn't be interested in a 27 year old yoga instructor. What could they have in common? What would they talk about? But he's overlooked all that and recent pictures show her wearing a promise ring, with sources saying he has plans to get engaged. What a touching story! True love conquers all! (image...read more