Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Los Angeles

By Lex May 15, 2014 @ 12:37 PM

Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Los Angeles

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Hilary Duff Still Not Divorced

By Lex April 28, 2014 @ 4:21 PM

Hilary Duff In A See Through Top And Tights After The Gym In West Hollywood
I can’t fucking sleep until I know whether or not Hilary Duff is going to divorce her retired hockey husband, what’s his name. Separated, estranged, rekindling, consciously uncoupled, then back holding hands at Coachella just two weeks ago. I’m riding an emotional roller coaster here. So is Aaron Carter who like any equal parts patient and mentally imbalanced stalker has been laying in wait for a decade for Hilary to finally realize she needs his dimples back in her life:

I would sweep her off her feet if I ever got the chance to again, and fix what I did wrong. I’m going to do everything in my power to fix those relationships in my life, just like I wanna fix the relationship I had with the love of my life. I’m not gonna give up on Hilary. Never.

I’m kind of rooting for Aaron Carter on this one. The chance to get back with your teenaged sweetheart and give her the gonorrhea and mountains of debt you didn’t have the means to give her a dozen years ago is just too tempting. If Hilary Duff is going to exclude every boy she liked who fucked Lindsay Lohan while she was holding out, she’s going to keep having to find boyfriends from outside the U.S.

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Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Hollywood

By Lex June 28, 2013 @ 11:58 AM

Hilary Duff In Short Shorts And Low Cut Top Leaving Aventine In Hollywood

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Hilary Duff is in a bikini

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 3:35 PM

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Hilary Duff was in Italy this weekend with her hockey player husband who’s name I can’t remember and didn’t bother to write down, because who cares what his name is. I would say, “He could drop dead for all I care”, but after seeing what Hilary looks like in a bikini now, I do care if he drops dead, and I’m enthusiastically for it.

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morning headlines

By brendon January 21, 2011 @ 10:48 AM

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MEL GIBSON – is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It’s probably a good thing he didn’t know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun)

AMERICAN IDOL – is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest rated season in the shows history. And this is crazy because everyone loves Jennifer Lopez so much. How could this have gone wrong? It’s a real mindbender. (ew)

TAYLOR SWIFT AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL – dated briefly around Thanksgiving, then broke up, but now may be back together. They might as well be. They’re never gonna find anyone else this bland and boring, so don’t even bother. (people)

KESHA – has said in countless interviews that that she doesn’t know who her father is, but it might her father, whom she had a very cordial relationship with until she was 19, but then stared telling people she doesn’t know who her father is. Just once it would be nice to find a girl who wasn’t completely fucking nuts. (star)

HILARY DUFF – is pregnant according to Star, but not pregnant according to Hilary Duff. So either Star is lying, or she’s lying, or she wanted to wait and tell me our big news in person. (star, twitter)

Monday morning headlines

By brendon August 16, 2010 @ 11:53 AM

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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS – and his boyfriend will be having twins, one boy and one girl, via surrogate this October. I hope I’m wrong but the boy better learn how to fight immediately. (twitter, e!)

LINDSAY LOHAN – might be getting out of drug rehab and beginning outpatient care as early as this week, because doctors don’t believe her drug problems are as severe as first thought. They haven’t made a recommendation yet, but when they do the new judge, “will almost certainly go along with it.” It’s a big victory for Lindsay, except for the fact that she’s apparently so naturally stupid and irresponsible everyone just assumed she was a drug addict. (tmz)

HILARY DUFF – got married to NHL star Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara on Saturday, and I dare you to come up with a scenario that sounds more boring than that. (popeater)

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER – because there’s bacon recipes now. (twitter)

JENNY MCCARTHY – hosted the Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Palms in Vegas on Saturday, and her tits and abs looked amazing. Giving dangerous and unqualified medical advice must be good exercise. (wenn)