Hilary Duff Seems Smart

By Lex December 24, 2014 @ 8:08 AM

Hilary Duff Gets A Woody Allen Makeover
Something about Hilary Duff just looks smart. It might be the Henry Miller book title on her non-ironic printed tee. Intelligent people love Henry Miller. Maybe it’s the baby carrots. Forming root vegetables to look like little boy penises is just plain business smart. Wait, fuck, it’s the thick framed black glasses. Only lesbians and scientists are allowed to wear those glasses. I don’t see Hilary munching any box, so she must be a scientist. This could be like Flowers for Algernon. Hilary might have to ditch the glasses in a week and  go back to dating Aaron Carter. That would explain the baby carrots.

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Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Los Angeles

By Lex May 15, 2014 @ 12:37 PM

Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Los Angeles

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Hilary Duff Gets Her Boob Grabbed And Shows Temp Moon Tattoo On Instagram

By Lex May 08, 2014 @ 12:01 PM

Hilary Duff Gets Her Boob Grabbed And Shows Temp Moon Tattoo On Instagram

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Hilary Duff Still Not Divorced

By Lex April 28, 2014 @ 4:21 PM

Hilary Duff In A See Through Top And Tights After The Gym In West Hollywood
I can’t fucking sleep until I know whether or not Hilary Duff is going to divorce her retired hockey husband, what’s his name. Separated, estranged, rekindling, consciously uncoupled, then back holding hands at Coachella just two weeks ago. I’m riding an emotional roller coaster here. So is Aaron Carter who like any equal parts patient and mentally imbalanced stalker has been laying in wait for a decade for Hilary to finally realize she needs his dimples back in her life:

I would sweep her off her feet if I ever got the chance to again, and fix what I did wrong. I’m going to do everything in my power to fix those relationships in my life, just like I wanna fix the relationship I had with the love of my life. I’m not gonna give up on Hilary. Never.

I’m kind of rooting for Aaron Carter on this one. The chance to get back with your teenaged sweetheart and give her the gonorrhea and mountains of debt you didn’t have the means to give her a dozen years ago is just too tempting. If Hilary Duff is going to exclude every boy she liked who fucked Lindsay Lohan while she was holding out, she’s going to keep having to find boyfriends from outside the U.S.

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Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Hollywood

By Lex June 28, 2013 @ 11:58 AM

Hilary Duff In Short Shorts And Low Cut Top Leaving Aventine In Hollywood

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Hilary Duff is in a bikini

By brendon July 11, 2011 @ 3:35 PM

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Hilary Duff was in Italy this weekend with her hockey player husband who’s name I can’t remember and didn’t bother to write down, because who cares what his name is. I would say, “He could drop dead for all I care”, but after seeing what Hilary looks like in a bikini now, I do care if he drops dead, and I’m enthusiastically for it.

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