Last night was the much anticipated “three-way” on ‘Gossip Girl’, and in a very much related story, kiss my ass ‘Gossip Girl’. Even though it featured Hilary Duff slightly nuzzling up against another girl, that was not a three-way according to any rational definition of the term “three-way”. It’s only a three-way if at some point you ask the girl if she likes it and the only answer she can give is “hhrrummm”.
06.24.2009 hilary duff is really busy
It must be nice to be an actor, because you get tons of money and you don’t really do anything. So you can just jet over to Hawaii any time you want. Like Hilary Duff did yesterday. I’d love to do that, but I’m way too important. I just had a meeting where the general stood in front of a giant map, took off his glasses and said, “Gentleman, we have less than 48 hours”. He then informed me that my actions would be disavowed if I were caught or captured.
(18 more bikini pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
03.20.2009 hilary duff is smart
Hilary Duff went to a casting meeting in West Hollywood yesterday, and she made the savvy decision to wear shorts that she took off a doll. This was smart because acting is easy, and you need to stand out. Half the country could do what most actors do. You show up, someone hands you some stuff some other person thought up and then you say it. And you can take all day until you eventually say it right. Apparently it’s really difficult to find an actor that can read 10 words out loud without completely fucking it up. Almost impossible. There are at least three dogs, one horse and a monkey who are Hollywood legends. I can’t remember what my point was to any of this, but Hilary has a nice ass. The End.
(image source = flynet)
03.12.2009 hilary duff is nice
The reason you hear bad things about people like Sean Penn and Kirsten Dunst is because they suck. Everyone hates them, especially people who work in restaurants, because they're famous for the way they tip. Famous in the bad way (here’s a story where Penn left nothing on a $450 tab, and Dunst left the same on a $233 tab). Hilary Duff on the other hand…
After getting her hair dyed and styled at the Byron and Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills, the singer left an extra $200 on top of a $250 bill! And it's not just at the salon that she splurges. "She slips hundreds to everyone, from valets and restroom attendants to Starbucks cashiers," says a pal, explaining that Hilary is so generous because when her mom, Susan, worked as a makeup artist she often got crummy tips.
Wow. I hope when I’m rich like Hilary I’m this nice to waiters when its time to pay the bill, instead of sneaking up behind them and holding a rag soaked in ether over their face, then locking them in a bathroom stall, like I do now.
SEXY BONUS PICTURE - Hilary at a party for the release of a porn movie, here.
02.04.2009 oh no she di’ent!
In case you didn’t know (and good lord why would you) Hollywood is remaking "Bonnie and Clyde". It’s a pretty popular decision, because the original with Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty was so unsatisfying and left a lot of unanswered questions, but believe it or not, Dunaway had a problem with her role going to *ahem* Hilary Duff.
“Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''
And now Duff has responded. E! says…
Hilary Duff clearly had enough of Faye Dunaway's supposed criticism about whether she has the chops to take on one of the Oscar winner's most iconic roles, the gun-toting Bonnie Parker, in a new flick titled The Story of Bonnie and Clyde. During a break from filming a guest spot on the set of Ghost Whisperer, Duff told E!'s Daily 10, "I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don't even know who she is," regarding the Hollywood legend, adding, "I think it was a little unnecessary, but I might be mad if I looked like that now, too."
So, to recap, Hilary Duff is guest starring on the "Ghost Whisperer", and she thinks she's in a position to make fun of Faye Dunaway. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but guest starring on the Ghost Whisperer isn’t exactly a badge of honor. I would close the blinds and put on a mask if I were just going to watch that GD thing.
01.26.2009 well this was disappointing
Hilary Duff and her boyfriend Mike Comrie spent the weekend in the Caribbean, and Jesus Christ these pictures are boring. Her bikini sucks, she looks like Tom Wolfe in that dumb hat and she just sat there like a lump. She doesn’t even do anything. So, really there’s no need to open any of these. Moving right along.
(picture source = mavrixonline)
