Some people say Hilary Swank isn’t sexy, and by “some people” I mean “straight men”, but she wore one of the hottest dresses in a long time to the Vanity Fair party after the Academy Awards.
And on top of that, she was even nice enough to wear a fancy necklace so you could pretend like you weren’t staring at her tits. “Oh my gosh, is that a dreamcatcher? Wow that is so interesting. And … as I move closer, yeah wow look at that, it really catches the light. That is so neat.”
(picture source = getty images)
Akon is finally going to trial - Way back on June 6 of 2007, Akon invited a fan on stage then picked him up and violently threw him into the crowd. Now, a mere year and a half later, he’s going to trial for it. Akon has entered a plea of not guilty. Re-read that last sentence, then watch this video. Akon should get R Kellys lawyer. He could claim he wasn’t the one on the video, then countersue the kid for unpaid flying lessons.
The Enzyte CEO got 25 years in jail – this happened last week but you owe it to yourself to read the sentence, "He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis." *Sigh* Don’t I know it.
Sam Ronson is a hot piece – I wonder if I got a sex change, I would have a chance at that. It would totally be worth it.
Hilary Swank is gonna get fat - "She'll gain 20 to 30 pounds," we're told by a source close to the production. "It's no sweat. She's played a man before. She can handle anything." Hilary Swank as an unattractive or manly woman? Oh I don’t know if I'll believe that. Seems like risky casting.
