Hillary Clinton Glass Ceiling Analogies Causing Some to Achieve Their First Real Orgasm

October 28, 2016 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the frothier set of Clinton devotees, perhaps no self-described news outlet has flicked its collective bean so fast and furious as The Huffington Post. The super diverse all-white female millennial editorialists of the impassioned lady blog have been... READ MORE

Paula Jones Again (VIDEO)

October 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Trotting Paula Jones out for another recounting of a Bill Clinton Governor pants dropping is a sure sign this election is just about over. Hillary Clinton may be the most insidious Corleone fatty sister and her fake husband may... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Stumping for Hillary

October 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the final weeks of the Presidential Election that began in earnest forty years ago for Hillary Clinton, the campaign has dispatched the likes of Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus to college campuses to remind the kids who their... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton A Dick To Security

October 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton really wants to be the next President and so does a vast majority of the national news media. Perhaps that's why they've donated so heavily to her campaign and brushed most of her deplorable behavior and frightening... READ MORE

Madonna Offers to Swallow Hillary Voters (VIDEO)

October 20, 2016 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The amount of irony involved in Madonna stepping up to the microphone at an Amy Schumer comedy concert and offering blow jobs to audience members in exchange for voting for Hillary Clinton is difficult to count. But let's start... READ MORE

Julian Assange Back On Schedule

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's amazing Julian Assange is still alive. You have to thank the crack security staff at the Ecuadorian embassy in London. They certainly got a boost in the security team rankings thanks to Kim Kardashian's rent-a-cop fail. READ MORE

Madonna Voting Naked for Hillary

September 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton's campaign is pushing two fronts. Female celebrities getting naked to encourage voting and essays by apologetic men in HuffPo and similarly leaning publications about how people who dislike Hillary only do so because she's a woman. READ MORE

Clinton Fainting Female Response Team Activates

September 13, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The entire point of national politics is to hone an utterly false and misleading public persona and hope it sticks with a largely uninvolved electorate through the election. This feat was easier to accomplish in the days before cable... READ MORE

Hillary Clinton Faints For You (VIDEO)

September 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton doesn't look so good. Her partisan faithful are spinning her latest bit of fainting to the ground as the sign of her devotion, but it's unclear who's buying except for her partisan faithful. They also believe she... READ MORE

Sometimes You Eat the Weiner, Sometimes the Weiner Eats You

August 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner can't stop discussing his dick online. Public humiliations, resignations, embarrassing mea culpas, counseling. It matters not. The dick wants what the dick wants. And the Weiner dick wants to be hard in jockey shorts making... READ MORE



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