UNKNOWN - won the weekend box office with $21.8 million, but the heavily hyped I Am Number Four only managed 3rd place with 19.2. So apparently you can be a brooding teenager with special powers and a forbidden love all you want, but if you’re not a vampire, fuck off. (deadline)
DIANNA AGRON AND ALEX PETTYFER - are the stars of I Am Number Four, and they’ve dated for about a year, until this weekend, when they broke up. So overall it was a great weekend for these two. Maybe today they’ll fall down the stairs and swallow a bee. (us)
AMANDA SEYFRIED AND RYAN PHILLIPPE - reportedly broke up last week, but they were making out Friday night at L Bar in Hollywood. Or so she thinks, thanks to those pills I put in her drink. (star)
HOLLY MADISON - had her hands cast in cement outside the Planet Hollywood at Caesars Palace in Vegas. Because that’s why she’s famous. Her hands. (wenn)
Holly Madison grabbed a bikini and a flag and spent the 4th at the MGM in Vegas, and thank God she did because the only other person who did anything patriotic in a bikini this weekend was Linda Hogan. Which means, if not for Holly, you would have clicked on here and seen this.
It’s okay to cry, by the way. You don’t have to act tough to impress me. I did too, monsters are scary, there’s nothing unmanly about it.
This week marks the 50th anniversary of the Playboy Club, and to celebrate Holly Madison dressed up as one of the Bunny Dealers at the Palms in Vegas. It was a wild night, filled with alcohol and gambling and hot girls with big tits. It brings back some great memories. I got invited to a party once too, and there was a girl there. True story!!!
(picture source = wenn)
Holly Madison lives in Vegas these days because she’s the star of ‘Peepshow’ at Planet Hollywood, so yesterday she went down to O’Sheas Casino for St. Patrick’s Day. She got dressed in this tiny little outfit and played some game, the goal of which was to see if she could make my penis flush with blood. As you can tell by the way she’s jumping up and down, hooray, she did it!
ANGELINA JOLIE - has been estranged from her father Jon Voight for almost a decade, but he was in Venice this weekend spending time with her and Brad Pitt and their army of kids. Also this weekend, I put my dick in a milkshake. Coincidence? (msnbc)
THE HURT LOCKER - ran over ‘Avatar’ at this weekends British Film Awards. Both were nominated for 8 awards, ‘Hurt’ won 6, including Best Picture and Best Director. James Camerons movie about outer space kitty cats under attack may be a longshot to win the Academy Award now, unless they let dogs vote or something. (fox news)
VOTE FOR A TYLER READER - Technically I don’t care if gay people can get married because I’m not gay and I only care about me. I do however hate the government telling everyone what they can and can’t do, so in that sense gay people should be able to get married because, why can’t they just leave everyone alone. Go build a bullet train between LA and Vegas if you have so much spare time on your hands. Plus gay guys can’t have kids and I hate kids. What a utopia this world would be if more guys were gay. So that’s why I voted for Mikey in this wedding contest thing after he emailed me. So I can get my bullet train, and because my neighbor has two little kids who stand outside and scream all fucking day. The End. (vote)
HOLLY MADISON - attended the premiere of the new Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas. At least that’s what it said in my police report after I pulled down her dress. (NSFW pics under the cut. source = playboy and wenn)
I’m not the one who hired Holly Madison and Playmate Laura Croft to host my Halloween party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but if I were I’d be outraged. What the hell is this? What the hell are you two wearing? This isn’t some kids birthday party, it’s Halloween in Vegas and you’re Playmates. I don’t wanna bring the police into this, but you two better start stripping and giggling and kissing immediately.
(source = wenn. laura croft centerfold here)
