I’m not the one who hired Holly Madison and Playmate Laura Croft to host my Halloween party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but if I were I’d be outraged. What the hell is this? What the hell are you two wearing? This isn’t some kids birthday party, it’s Halloween in Vegas and you’re Playmates. I don’t wanna bring the police into this, but you two better start stripping and giggling and kissing immediately.
(source = wenn. laura croft centerfold here)
CURRENT SONG - Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here - explicit lyrics)
MICHAEL JACKSON - will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his true cause of death has not been found, dissecting his brain is the last best chance to determine what his body was experiencing when he died. That will take at least 3 weeks. After that his brain will either be burned or he’ll be dug up for a reunion. If it were me I’d see if they could put it in a 10-story robot. Revenge is mine! (dubious source = the mirror)
THE MEMORIAL - Fox, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC and E! will all televise the Michael Jackson memorial tomorrow live. Disney Channel still undecided, suspects an elaborate trap, has moved Zach and Cody to a secret location. (source = washington post)
HOLLY MADISON - hosted a party at TAO Beach in Vegas on Saturday. I don’t know why. Does it matter? (3 more pics here. hq jump here. source = wenn)
America isn’t as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the handsomeness of our bloggers (*wink*). Even the other countries that are good have to put up with queer little cars and an inexplicable number of naked men statues.
And now we can add The Worlds Largest Bikini Parade to our resume. 281 girls, led by Holly Madison, walked the strip in Vegas yesterday as part of the 50th anniversary of the Welcome to Las Vegas sign, and it was even certified by the Guinness Book Of World records (more here). Suck on that Britain!
Holly Madison doesn’t seem like someone with much of a sense of humor, like someone who would be entertaining or fun to hang out with, so this should work out nicely because the same could be said for Russell Brand.
Holly and Russell met in Las Vegas at a party thrown by rapper JAY-Z after RICKY HATTON’s thrashing 11 days ago.
A source in Vegas said: “Russell has really hit it off with Holly. She’s a big star in the US, which he finds really attractive.
“And his constant tomfoolery has her in stitches. Russ has been making late-night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills.
“He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbours have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”
I’ll be the first to admit Brand was good in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” but Jesus Christ is he annoying in real life. His monologue at the MTV Awards last year couldn’t have been any more awful unless behind him they we’re showing live footage of a crocodile sneaking up behind a baby panda.
(image source = splash)
It was early October when Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially broke up, but really it had been over for about two months before that. Still, Hef says in a new interview that Holly is the “love of his life” and he’d welcome her back anytime. Things like her current boyfriend and his current girlfriend don’t seem to be a problem. Fox News says…
…the 83-year-old mogul still has super strong feelings for the 29-year-old pin-up. Hef told Los Angeles Confidential he’d welcome Madison back with open arms.
So where does that leave things with his new top squeeze Crystal Harris?
“How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be, well we’ll have to wait and see because it’s only a couple months old,” Hef said.
(But) it doesn’t look like a reunion will happen any time soon.
“I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef,” Madison (said). “There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.”
What a sad story. Especially when you consider that this (NSFW) is Crystal Harris (and this and this and this, all NSFW). He’s gotten her huge implants since then, when she was Playboys Co-Ed of the Week in October, but so what. She’s only 20, and he has to have sex with her. So much suffering in the world, it can break your heart if you let it.
Hugh Hefner held a media preview this weekend for the annual haunted house at the Playboy mansion, and while "Girls Next Door" Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson got into the spirit of things, Holly Madison couldn’t be bothered. Maybe it's because she and Hef have broken up, or maybe she just couldn't decide on a costume. If you're having trouble deciding on a costume, it's important to get an unbiased opinion. I suggest you put on your mask and then go to somewhere like a bank. They’re very busy, and you don’t want to waste their time, so just run right up to the teller and yell excitedly. I’ve never tried this myself but I think it would work.
(these pictures from splash feature a guest appearance by underrated heat Christine Smith. She’s made of red hair, big tits and win.)
