By Travis May 14, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
After Holly Madison gave birth to her daughter, Rainbow, she reportedly used a placenta-based diet routine and exercise to get back in shape, and she showed off her success last weekend at a pool party at Tao Beach at the Venetian. But as soon as that was over, Holly was back to planning her upcoming wedding, which is slated for August 15, as long as her fiancé doesn’t wind up in prison before then.
Pasquale Rotella is currently facing up to 13 years and 8 months in prison for charges of bribery, embezzlement, conspiracy and conflict of interest in relation to his company’s dealing with Los Angeles city officials. According to Radar, Pasquale is accused of paying off those officials with at least $2.5 million of the money that his company, Insomniac Events, earned from hosting massive raves at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.
Pasquale and his attorney are confident that this is simply “politically motivated and publicity driven”, and that he’ll be able to wed Holly as planned and pursue their dream to have a “Kardashian-sized” family together. I don’t know if that refers to the number of kids or Rob Kardashian’s weight. Pretty fucked up if it’s the latter.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
By Travis March 04, 2013 @ 2:14 PM
The saddest thing that can happen to an attractive woman is that she gets pregnant and then never loses that weight. Jessica Simpson is living proof of that and, with a little luck, it’ll happen to Kim Kardashian, too. But with Marisa Miller recently giving birth and Holly Madison ready to pop any day now, we need to be worried more than ever that these models could end up becoming disgusting.
Fortunately, Holly is taking preventive steps against that.
“This might sound gross, but I’m totally planning on having my placenta turned into pills I can take after giving birth,” she wrote on her blog.
Madison explained she hopes the pills will help her recover after childbirth.
“I heard it helps women recover faster and I want to recover as quickly as I can!” (Fox News)
Sure, that sounds disgusting, but if she wants to poop into a cup and drink it like a smoothie, she’s free to do so if it means she’ll be dancing on a pole in Las Vegas sooner than later. America needs hot blondes with big fake breasts now more than ever. And if Holly wants to recover even faster, she should also get even bigger implants. Dare to be better and all that crap.
By brendon February 21, 2011 @ 12:41 PM
UNKNOWN – won the weekend box office with $21.8 million, but the heavily hyped I Am Number Four only managed 3rd place with 19.2. So apparently you can be a brooding teenager with special powers and a forbidden love all you want, but if you’re not a vampire, fuck off. (deadline)
DIANNA AGRON AND ALEX PETTYFER – are the stars of I Am Number Four, and they’ve dated for about a year, until this weekend, when they broke up. So overall it was a great weekend for these two. Maybe today they’ll fall down the stairs and swallow a bee. (us)
AMANDA SEYFRIED AND RYAN PHILLIPPE – reportedly broke up last week, but they were making out Friday night at L Bar in Hollywood. Or so she thinks, thanks to those pills I put in her drink. (star)
HOLLY MADISON – had her hands cast in cement outside the Planet Hollywood at Caesars Palace in Vegas. Because that’s why she’s famous. Her hands. (wenn)
Holly Madison grabbed a bikini and a flag and spent the 4th at the MGM in Vegas, and thank God she did because the only other person who did anything patriotic in a bikini this weekend was Linda Hogan. Which means, if not for Holly, you would have clicked on here and seen this.
It’s okay to cry, by the way. You don’t have to act tough to impress me. I did too, monsters are scary, there’s nothing unmanly about it.
This week marks the 50th anniversary of the Playboy Club, and to celebrate Holly Madison dressed up as one of the Bunny Dealers at the Palms in Vegas. It was a wild night, filled with alcohol and gambling and hot girls with big tits. It brings back some great memories. I got invited to a party once too, and there was a girl there. True story!!!
(picture source = wenn)
By brendon March 18, 2010 @ 4:38 PM
Holly Madison lives in Vegas these days because she’s the star of ‘Peepshow’ at Planet Hollywood, so yesterday she went down to O’Sheas Casino for St. Patrick’s Day. She got dressed in this tiny little outfit and played some game, the goal of which was to see if she could make my penis flush with blood. As you can tell by the way she’s jumping up and down, hooray, she did it!