Mama June Empire Building

Mother of diabetic dragons, Mama June Shannan, purchased an investment property in Georgia. Workers recently discovered what they think may be the remains of a human skull on Mama June's property. It's under investigation with the prevailing theory being that Mama June... read more

Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It's one of Vivid's regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news. Either way, Mama June turned them down because she said it would... read more

Honey Boo Boo's Family Seems Fucked Up

Mama June's daughter Anne Marie "Chickadee" Cardwell, who was molested by her mother's boyfriend when she was eight years old, thinks her younger sister Pumpkin was fathered by the same pedo boyfriend. If this seems confusing you've thought about it more than them. The... read more

Who Shall Lay Hands Upon Honey Boo Boo?

Mama June swears that her new old child molester boyfriend has reformed his ways, you know, like up to none percent of pedophiles do. Just in case, June's husband Super Sugar Bear or whatever the fuck his name is put that dye in Honey Boo Boo's hair that suburban moms... read more

Mama June Has a Whale of A Time at The Beach

Jowl monster and childhood obesity promoter Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo splashed around on the beach like Pam Anderson in Baywatch. Let that sink in. The redneck matriarch of the family that is the death knell of Western Civilization was enjoying a day on... read more

Horny Bear Finally Married Mama June

Like most good American relationships, June Shannon and Mike Thompson met online almost a decade ago, and shortly after they met up in person for some carefree, unprotected sex. Luckily for them, the result was Alana Thompson, AKA Honey Boo Boo Child, and just a few... read more

Honey Boo Boo's Mom Flaunts It Because She Has It

Between Duck Dynasty, Hoarders and Teen Mom, there are plenty of shows on TV that embrace the charm and schadenfreude of America's greatest white trash families, but none of them has held a candle to the Shannon/Thompson family of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The... read more