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Mama June Empire Building

Mother of diabetic dragons,Mama June Shannan, purchasedan investment property in Georgia. Workers recently discovered what they think may be the remains of a human skullon Mama June's property.It's under investigation with the prevailing theory being thatMama June consumed her last late-term abortion and buried the fetal bones. She's just very hungry, she's not without feelings. The real story here is that Mama June...read more

Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It's one of Vivid's regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news. Either way, Mama June turned them down because she said it would make her family look bad and distract people from the fact that she's now boffing the ex-con who raped her daughter. Just imagine the horror of her meat...read more

Honey Boo Boo's Family Seems Fucked Up

Mama June's daughter Anne Marie "Chickadee" Cardwell, who was molested by her mother's boyfriend when she was eight years old, thinks her younger sister Pumpkin was fathered by the same pedo boyfriend. If this seems confusing you've thought about it more than them. The situation is leading to some internal strife in the family, as Cardwell told a sad faced and appropriately judgmental Dr. Drew: "Out of all the kids we...read more

Who Shall Lay Hands Upon Honey Boo Boo?

Mama June swears that her new old child molester boyfriend has reformed his ways, you know, like up to none percent of pedophiles do. Just in case, June's husband Super Sugar Bear or whatever the fuck his name is put that dye in Honey Boo Boo's hair that suburban moms use to identify and humiliate kids who pee in their pool. Only he modified it so that it turns red if Mama June's boyfriend ever touches....fuck. Bring...read more

Mama June Has a Whale of A Time at The Beach

Jowl monster and childhood obesity promoter Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo splashed around on the beach like Pam Anderson in Baywatch. Let that sink in. The redneck matriarch of the family that is the death knell of Western Civilization was enjoying a day on Tybee Island in Georgia when she decided to do some posing. She started "running" down the beach carrying a red floatation device and making "sexy" faces...read more

Horny Bear Finally Married Mama June

Like most good American relationships, June Shannon and Mike Thompson met online almost a decade ago, and shortly after they met up in person for some carefree, unprotected sex. Luckily for them, the result was Alana Thompson, AKA Honey Boo Boo Child, and just a few years later, they'd all be making millions of dollars for being one of the most beloved and loathed redneck families to grace our televisions. Famously...read more

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Honey Boo Boo's Mom Flaunts It Because She Has It

Between Duck Dynasty, Hoarders and Teen Mom, there are plenty of shows on TV that embrace the charm and schadenfreude of America's greatest white trash families, but none of them has held a candle to the Shannon/Thompson family of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The titular child star rose to fame thanks to the exploitative and horrifying Toddlers & Tiaras, but her family's "Fuck it" attitude and general...read more