Mama June Empire Building

March 14, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Mother of diabetic dragons, Mama June Shannan, purchased an investment property in Georgia. Workers recently discovered what they think may be the remains of a human skull on Mama June’s property. It’s under investigation with the prevailing theory being that Mama June consumed her... READ MORE

Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

December 16, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It’s one of Vivid’s regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news.... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo’s Family Seems Fucked Up

November 12, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mama June’s daughter Anne Marie “Chickadee” Cardwell, who was molested by her mother’s boyfriend when she was eight years old, thinks her younger sister Pumpkin was fathered by the same pedo boyfriend. If this seems confusing you’ve thought about... READ MORE

Who Shall Lay Hands Upon Honey Boo Boo?

November 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mama June swears that her new old child molester boyfriend has reformed his ways, you know, like up to none percent of pedophiles do. Just in case, June’s husband Super Sugar Bear or whatever the fuck his name is... READ MORE

Mama June Has a Whale of A Time at The Beach

June 12, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jowl monster and childhood obesity promoter Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo splashed around on the beach like Pam Anderson in Baywatch. Let that sink in. The redneck matriarch of the family that is the death knell... READ MORE

Horny Bear Finally Married Mama June

May 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Like most good American relationships, June Shannon and Mike Thompson met online almost a decade ago, and shortly after they met up in person for some carefree, unprotected sex. Luckily for them, the result was Alana Thompson, AKA Honey... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Flaunts It Because She Has It

March 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Between Duck Dynasty, Hoarders and Teen Mom, there are plenty of shows on TV that embrace the charm and schadenfreude of America’s greatest white trash families, but none of them has held a candle to the Shannon/Thompson family of... READ MORE