Hope Solo Digs Team USA Schwag

Hope Soloand herhusband weredrivingone ofthe Women's National Teamvans at the time of his DUI arrest. Team USA is suspending her for 30 days for stealing their ride. It was that or a grounding and missing the prom. Bonnie and Clyde must've been pretty blasted. You've got to be on the verge of committing vehicular homicide to get pulled over in avan rockingSochi bumper stickers and flying old glory. What are the odds...read more

Hope Solo, Jerramy Stevens Model Americans

Former NFL player Jerramy Stevens was arrested for drunk driving as he was so wasted he failed to spell his name correctly in a sobriety test. Granted, look at how fucked up his parents spelled Jeremy and you might let the guy go. His wife Hope Solo was in the car and wentberserk while working the "Do you know who we are?" line. Yeah you're the chick who beats up family members? And you're that rapist guy. You get in...read more

Hope Solo Punched Her Sister and Nephew Because Soccer Is Boring

It'd take a man with big fucking nuts to call soccer boring in the middle of the month every four years when it's slightly less boring. I am that big nutted man. Sure, there's the corruption, the lousy refereeing, the neo-Nazi protestors, the half-standing stadiums built in the jungle, and the dude on the Uruguay team who keeps biting opponents, but I just watched a 0-0 game and I'm feeling like sticking to boring....read more

Hope Solo was slapped during 'Dancing with the Stars'

Hope Solo just won a gold medal in London as goalie for the US powder-puff I mean womens soccer team, but that's not gonna get attention for her new book. Saying that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner when she was on 'Dancing with the Stars' two seasons ago, slapped her around during rehearsals, will however. "He manhandled me in rehearsals from the start, pushing me, whacking my stomach, bending my arms roughly. I...read more