NBC announced this morning that Howard Stern will replace Piers Morgan as the third judge on ‘America’s Got Talent’, which will move from LA to New York to accommodate his radio show. And he’ll no doubt be great, but it would be even better if they also replaced Nick Cannon, who is completely useless. All he does is read an introduction off a card, then clap and say, “daammmnnn, that was hot. Sharon, what did you think?” He has no improv skills whatsoever. When he drives he must sit at traffic lights for hours because he can’t think fast enough to hit the gas before it turns red again.
(story source = the ap, image source of Sterns wife = fhm)
I have no idea what “board feed” is, but Howard Stern somehow got the raw board feed of Beyonce live on the Today show, performing that song she stole from that hot blond chick (this one), and it’s hard to even imagine anyone has ever been worse at anything than Beyonce is at singing. Which is amazing because imaging things is very easy. Like, imagine you were a knight with a sword fighting a dragon on the moon. It might not be much but there’s at least a picture in your mind, right? Now imagine anyone worse than Beyonce. Nothin, right?
God knows how long this is going to last on youtube, but for now here is the audio from this mornings Howard Stern Show where Artie Lange attacked his assistant and then resigns/gets fired. I hope this is real. Artie has killed that show. Stern is cool, but the only way Artie could make me laugh is if he got me high and then put "Airplane" on and left the room.
Paula Abdul is clean - Despite all evidence to the contrary, Paula Abdul is once again denying that she has ever been drunk. She tells Us magazine this week, “"I've never been drunk. I have never done recreational drugs. Just look at my 20-year career. Tell me someone who is into partying and or doing drugs that could have done that." Umm, do you mean your career of sitting in a chair and clapping? Wow, you got me, I can't think of one. Touche.
Heather Mills is optimistic - Paul McCartney’s soon-to-be ex-wife is expected to be a contestant on the fourth season of Dancing with the Stars. This despite the fact that’s she’s not a star and was hit by a police motorcycle in 1993, necessitating the amputation of her left leg below the knee and forcing her to wear a prosthetic device. Let the “Bunny-Hop with the Stars” jokes begin.
Howard Stern is engaged - Howard Stern announced on his show today that he has proposed his longtime girlfriend, model Beth Ostrosky. Beth was pretty much the first girl he dated after divorcing his wife Allison, whom he was married to for 22 years. Stern, 53, proposed to Ostrosky, 34, Tuesday night with a 5.2 carat diamond ring. Stern told her, “I love you. You're everything to me. This is so gay … I'm asking you to spend the rest of your life with me." Oh, the excitement.
