You Can Now Buy The Playboy Mansion And Shit Around The Web

The Playboy Mansion is for sale for only 200 million dollars. The catch is that Hugh Hefner gets to still live there until he dies. If I wanted a crusty old pervert hanging around my house I'd have my uncle Raul move in. He's a pain in the ass, but straight. Not enough chlorine could clean that pool. (TMZ) Tila Tequila is talking about giant reptiles ruling the Earth again. (Last Men On Earth) Jemma Lucy goes swimming...read more

Hugh Hefner's Son Disses Holly Madison

Hugh Hefner's ex fake girlfriend and reality show whore Holly Madison wrote a superbly uninteresting tell all book about life in the Playboy Mansion and is now spilling the mundane beans to any shitty tabloid who will listen. Some of her major revelations are that Hefner once offered her drugs and that he is sometimes irritable. She didn't mentionbeing paid $1,000 a week plus free room and board on top of promotional...read more

Hugh And Crystal Hefner Are Pretty Fucking Creepy

Somebody pulled the old man from his sarcophagus and dressed him up like Robin Thicke so that his young bride would finally look like she had a purpose for being bent over in a tight dress. The two of them together looked like a wax exhibit at the Boner Kill Museum. More out of a Rob Zombie movie than Playboy. This is just giving me the fucking willies. And not like the ones I had when I saw Miley and Robin Thicke at...read more

The Captain Is Still at the Helm

I guess the good part about getting old is you start to forget shit more easily. Like, your signature magazine business is tanking or what seems like yesterday you were wearing a robe, smoking a pipe, and looking down to see Barbi Benton gobbling your knob. So that Hoveround you're putting around Disneyland seems like your old Jag and you're not sure if the young girl whose tits your grabbing is your latest wife or...read more

Lindsays Playboy shoot will suck

Lindsay Lohan had an idea for the theme of her Playboy photo shoot and, as you probably guessed, it was dumb. She wanted the pictures to look like a "Kate Moss fashion inspired story," whatever the hell that means. But Hugh Hefner didn't like the resulting pictures so he made her do a new set with more of a "classic Hollywood Marilyn Monroe feel". So not only has she now done two photo shoots that just copy other...read more

Crystal Harris is a complete bitch

It's hardly surprising that a 25-year-old model had ulterior motives when she got engaged to an 85-year-old media baron, but what is surprising is how far Crystal Harris was planning to go when it came to using Hugh Hefner (who, as you can tell by what would have been next months cover, had no idea what was coming). Not only did she call off her engagement the same day that she released the first single off her debut...read more

Tuesday headlines, with the return of Blake Lively

TRACY MORGAN - was so upset that he cried during his interview with Russell Simmons, according to Simmons. Wait, he cried? Hahaha, no way! Just like a little fa... oh, umm... ne-never mind. (popeater) HUGH HEFNER - was supposed to get married to Playmate Crystal Harris in just 5 days (he's 85 and she's 25, btw), but he went on twitter today and wrote, "The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart." Now...read more

Karina Smirnoff is naked in Playboy, trouble

It was definitely surprising when Hugh Hefner went on twitter yesterday and announced that Karina Smirnoff, who has been on Dancing With The Stars for 9 seasons, would be naked in the May issue of Playboy. He's 400 years old. How the hell does he know how to tweet? But it's true, both things, and it seems like Karina didn't really think this through. Popeater says... "If Karina posed naked, she can kiss her dancing...read more

Kendra is hot (as in angry)

Kendra Wilkson was one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends from 2004 to 2008 (and the star of his E! show the Girls Next Door from 2005 to 2009), so it does make a good deal of sense that his fiance doesn't want to invite his ex to their wedding, but it's not as if she was a real girlfriend, and so she's pretty pissed about it. E! says... "I haven't gotten my save the date yet," Kendra exclusively tells us. "I'm not joking,...read more

Monday morning headlines

LITTLE FOCKERS won the weekend box office with a lower than expected $34 million, but the real story was that Gullivers Travels absolutely bombed, opening at number 7 with just $7.2 million. Actually "bomb" might not be a fitting description, because I'd much rather be in a room with an actual bomb than a Jack Black movie. (variety) TENNA MARIE - died of natural causes over the weekend at age 54, and apparently this...read more

hef wants holly back

It was early October when Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison officially broke up, but really it had been over for about two months before that. Still, Hef says in a new interview that Holly is the "love of his life" and he'd welcome her back anytime. Things like her current boyfriend and his current girlfriend don't seem to be a problem. Fox News says... ...the 83-year-old mogul still has super strong feelings for the...read more

HEF TALKS ABOUT HOLLY, GND

Hugh Hefner is speaking out for the first time about his split from his main girlfriend, "Girls Next Door" star Holly Madison. Us magazine says..."I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly," Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com. After the break-up, "I was road kill a couple of weeks ago," he said. One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly's desire to have children. "We tried to have a baby...read more

TYLER EXCLUSIVE - HOLLY DUMPED HEF

So here’s the deal with all the stuff I get about the shenanigans behind "Girls Next Door": there are three people I talk too. Two of them on the Playboy side, one of them on the TV show side. None of them know each other, and yet they generally say the same things (the main difference being Kendra/Hank Baskett. Playboy side says she is engaged, TV side says they are dating but not engaged). But late last night I get...read more

NO MORE PARTIES AT THE MANSION

This is the exact opposite of the story earlier this week that claimed Hugh Hefner was spending more and more time with the 2007 Ukrainian Playmate of the Year, Dasha Astafieva (pictures here) but Fox News claims that Hugh plans on shutting down the famous Playboy Mansion parties to be alone with Holly Madison, the ugly one who on "The Girls Next Door". Fox 411 says... It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting...read more

HOLLY IS GOING TO KILL HERSELF

If you watch "Girls Next Door" on E!, you know that Holly Madisons entire life is based upon deluding herself into thinking Hugh Hefner is madly in love with her. He’s not; I think that’s pretty clear. And now the National Enquirer says that Hef is actually spending more and more time with the 2007 Ukrainian Playmate of the Year, Dasha Astafieva. He’s been seen at her photo shoots for the December issue of the American...read more