Hugh Jackman Jacked

Hugh Jackman has a diverse array of talents including getting ripped as fuck at the gym and performing on Broadway. For brevity's sake, we refer to this as being gay. Jackman also plays Wolverine, a role which exclusively requires him to be jacked as fuck and memorize the SAG minimum of lines required to be considered a featured performer. He also stars in several shitty romantic comedies in which he plays a sensitive...read more

Hugh Jackman Celebrates Best Wife Ever

Hugh Jackmanand his wife celebrated the nineteenth anniversary of their exceedinglyconvenient marriage. It's a known fact anyone not questioning themselves spends their time on Broadway talking a ton of shit and then making up for their behavior with an overpriced dinnerand notrelishing the opportunity toprance around like TinkerBell on steroids. Couple that with what is clearly a body dysmorphia and we're looking at...read more

Goodbye, Fat Kiwi Friend

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are headed in two different directions. It shows. Hugh's got the HGH muscle rip going in his mid 40's. He's got that condescending clenched muscle forearm wrapped around Russell Crowe's fatty tailing career. It this were Spartacus, he'd be driving the sword through Russell's ruddy flesh, with gallons of blood and angst and margarine spilling everywhere. Consider this the passing of the...read more

Hugh Jackman Is Not Fucking Playing Around

I wouldn't bring that gay rumor up with Wolverine again by the way. Not in person. Not when he's flexing at the park with his kids. He looks ready to choke out a second grade field trip. Maybe eat a stroller. Lift a jungle gym off its moorings and heave it to trap a lurking perv. Fuck, he's got to hold the bench press record among Tony Award winners, by whatever he can lift minus 90 lbs. Photo Credit: FameFlynet,...read more

its the 'Movie 43' red band trailer

Movie 43' is actually 25 short films, so it's not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and they all do horrible things. Except for Emma Stone sucking off a hobo disguised as...read more

Wolverine has been doing P90X

At one point, 'the Wolverine' was all set to film with the great Darren Aronofsky directing a script by the great Christopher McQuarrie, based on a story by the great Frank Miller. But that all went to hell, and then Fox decided it should be re-written by the sort of ok Mark Bomback and directed by the not good James Mangold. So that's what's happening now, and today Fox released the first official picture. It...read more

Hugh Jackman is a tough dad

Hugh Jackman spent the weekend with his kids in St. Tropez, France, but what started as a fun day at the beach quickly turned ugly. As these shocking pictures clearly show, first he kicked his little girl in the face, probably because she violated one of his many strict rules. Then he dragged her into the deeper water, presumably to hold her under for up to 2 minutes at a time. God damn you Hugh Jackman! She's just a...read more

Duncan Jones might direct Wolverine

Duncan Jones (who if you don't know is the son of David Bowie) is the director of the completely awesome Moon and the sort of awesome Source Code, and now he's also apparently Fox's choice to direct the sequel to Wolverine, the job Darren Aronofsky took and then untook last month. And as you can see in the interview that IGN did with him today, Jones is interested, comparing the potential of the story to what...read more

look alive, Hugh Jackmans daughter!

Everyone in Hollywood really likes Hugh Jackman, and seeing him playing in the snow with his daughter in New York over the weekend sort of gives you a hint as to why. He just seems like a nice guy. If this would have been a picture of Lindsay Lohan walking away, replace the snow ball with a whiskey bottle, and Hugh Jackman with her dealer.read more

Oprah tried to kill Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman rode a zip line from the top of the Sydney Opera House down to the stage where Oprah Winfrey was filming one of her Australia shows today, but then instead of stopping, he crashed into a lighting rig which broke and sent a small piece of glass into his eye. "Hey you're payin for that," Oprah probably thought to herself. "What am I, made out of lighting rigs?" Sky News says... Jackman flipped 90...read more

Darren Aronofsky is directing Wolverine 2

About the nicest thing anyone can say about 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' is that it was in color and the lines to see it were short, yet somehow Hugh Jackman has lined up two of the absolute best screenwriters and directors in Hollywood to make the sequel. Deadline Hollywood says... Darren Aronofsky's deal to direct 20th Century Fox's X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 is close enough that discussion has turned to shooting the...read more

morning headlines

LADY GAGA - is defending Kanye Wests behavior at the VMAs. "He's a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f****** bad. He really does. Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he's changed music and he's really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it's unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they've made." This should help change your opinion about Kanye, from now until the moment you read the...read more

evening headlines

WOLVERINE – the X-Men sequel won’t hit theatres for another month, but a nearly finished print leaked online last night around 7:30. The source of the leak is still unknown, but I assume that Dougray Scott somehow did it. (source = variety)MADONNA – her lawyer confirms the adoption of Mercy James is all but finished. He creepily said, "I don't see any law in Malawi that can stop this adoption." Then he put on a big...read more

beyonce had a little slip

Beyonce apparently slipped out of the top of her dress last night during the Academy Awards big musical dance number (close up here), but I didn’t notice at first because who cares. It's just Beyonce. It seems she could have worn pasties or tape or something, so maybe this "accident" was no accident. I think the same way when I go out. I use my sexuality as a weapon. Mainly after seeing that number last night I was...read more

JACKMAN IS OFFICIALLY THE SEXIEST

People magazine announced their Sexiest Man Alive for 2008 today, and I’m willing to bet few women or gay guys will argue with their choice. Hugh Jackman, with his lean muscled frame and dreamy bedroom stare, his savage stubble and sexy unkempt ... his ... umm ... whoa, sorry about that. I sort of drifted off there. (sigh)At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia, which he...read more