its the ‘Movie 43′ red band trailer

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 1:03 PM

‘Movie 43’ is actually 25 short films, so it’s not really a movie, or the number 43, but it stars essentially everyone with a SAG card, including Halle Berry, Emma Stone, Anna Faris, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler as a leprechaun, Stephen Merchant, Kate Bosworth and Elizabeth Banks, and they all do horrible things. Except for Emma Stone sucking off a hobo disguised as a wizard. If Kieran Culkin has a better plan to get magic beans, I’d love to hear it. It’s easy to sit back and criticize after the fact Kieran.

(clip might be nsfw due to a brief clip of tits and naomi watts calling her son a fuckface among other things. your call.)

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Wolverine has been doing P90X

By brendon September 24, 2012 @ 5:34 PM

At one point, ‘the Wolverine‘ was all set to film with the great Darren Aronofsky directing a script by the great Christopher McQuarrie, based on a story by the great Frank Miller. But that all went to hell, and then Fox decided it should be re-written by the sort of ok Mark Bomback and directed by the not good James Mangold.

So that’s what’s happening now, and today Fox released the first official picture. It promises a Wolverine movie that will probably be terrible (again) and make me feel fat and inadequate if I watch it with my girlfriend. Needless to say I can’t wait.

(image source for jackman on the set of ‘the wolverine’ = inf)

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Tags: christopher mcquarrie, hugh jackman, the wolverine |

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Hugh Jackman is a tough dad

By brendon August 01, 2011 @ 12:52 PM

Hugh Jackman spent the weekend with his kids in St. Tropez, France, but what started as a fun day at the beach quickly turned ugly. As these shocking pictures clearly show, first he kicked his little girl in the face, probably because she violated one of his many strict rules. Then he dragged her into the deeper water, presumably to hold her under for up to 2 minutes at a time.

God damn you Hugh Jackman! She’s just a little girl, leave her alone!

(image source = fame)

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Duncan Jones might direct Wolverine

By brendon April 11, 2011 @ 3:43 PM

Duncan Jones (who if you don’t know is the son of David Bowie) is the director of the completely awesome Moon and the sort of awesome Source Code, and now he’s also apparently Fox’s choice to direct the sequel to Wolverine, the job Darren Aronofsky took and then untook last month. And as you can see in the interview that IGN did with him today, Jones is interested, comparing the potential of the story to what Christopher Nolan did with Batman.

So this is obviously fantastic news. Jones is great. Fox should hire him immediately. His movie would be better than the first Wolverine even if he made it while facing the other direction and with the camera upside down.

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look alive, Hugh Jackmans daughter!

By brendon January 31, 2011 @ 6:41 PM

Everyone in Hollywood really likes Hugh Jackman, and seeing him playing in the snow with his daughter in New York over the weekend sort of gives you a hint as to why. He just seems like a nice guy. If this would have been a picture of Lindsay Lohan walking away, replace the snow ball with a whiskey bottle, and Hugh Jackman with her dealer.

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Oprah tried to kill Hugh Jackman

By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 12:32 PM

Hugh Jackman rode a zip line from the top of the Sydney Opera House down to the stage where Oprah Winfrey was filming one of her Australia shows today, but then instead of stopping, he crashed into a lighting rig which broke and sent a small piece of glass into his eye. “Hey you’re payin for that,” Oprah probably thought to herself. “What am I, made out of lighting rigs?”

Sky News says…

Jackman flipped 90 degrees on impact and damaged a spotlight, then hung from the gantry for several seconds before descending to the stage.
‘It’s a little hot up here,’ were Jackman’s first words.
‘I’m not hundred per cent, I’ve hurt my eye.’
Winfrey called for an ice-pack and paramedics rushed to the stage to treat Jackman for his injury as a break was ordered in the filming of the program.

Maybe Jackman had an accident because people aren’t supposed to be zip lining into rooms. I know he’s a big action star, but this had disaster written all over it. And I’m no pansy. In fact I’m a complete badass. I even have a cobra tattoo on the top of my foot, because my kicks are like the sting of the mighty cobra.