WOLVERINE – the X-Men sequel won’t hit theatres for another month, but a nearly finished print leaked online last night around 7:30. The source of the leak is still unknown, but I assume that Dougray Scott somehow did it. (source = variety)
MADONNA – her lawyer confirms the adoption of Mercy James is all but finished. He creepily said, "I don't see any law in Malawi that can stop this adoption." Then he put on a big metal glove and added, “No one on earth can stop us now! Silly humans, with your puny laws!” (source = us.com)
HEIDI KLUM – she’s naked in a new book from photographer Russell James, but it's kind of boring because they’re in black and white and outside and blurry and she covers up. So here is Eve Wrywal doing the opposite of everything I just said. (link is NSFW).
Beyonce apparently slipped out of the top of her dress last night during the Academy Awards big musical dance number (close up here), but I didn’t notice at first because who cares. It's just Beyonce. It seems she could have worn pasties or tape or something, so maybe this "accident" was no accident. I think the same way when I go out. I use my sexuality as a weapon. Mainly after seeing that number last night I was left with the impression that Zac Efron is growing up right before our eyes. My, he’s practically a lady. Where does the time go?
People magazine announced their Sexiest Man Alive for 2008 today, and I’m willing to bet few women or gay guys will argue with their choice. Hugh Jackman, with his lean muscled frame and dreamy bedroom stare, his savage stubble and sexy unkempt … his … umm … whoa, sorry about that. I sort of drifted off there. (sigh)
At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia, which he says kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time" and left people stammering, "Oh … my … God," according to costar Nicole Kidman, who adds, "Women's jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room."
Not coincidentally, this corresponds nicely with the premier of Jackmans new movie "Australia", in which he plays a hunky rebel who can't be tamed. Some casting just makes perfect sense. Like Jackman as a sexy cowboy. Or me as a hunky football player. Or Jessica Biel as a hunky football player.
The Hollywood paparazzi need to get a life. They take pictures of every little thing. Yeah, I went swimming off Bronte beach this weekend, so what? Who cares? How is this news!?!?!
The biggest news of Comic Con this weekend may have been the premiere of the very long and very well put together trailer for "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". There’s no official release yet but of course it leaked. This is as good as it gets for nerds like me. The only way it could get better is if Sabertooth were played by Diora Baird, and the story was about a quest for panties.
I don't see why the paparazzi has to follow me everywhere I go. I can't even go to the beach for a few hours without these perverts taking pictures of my hot body. Vultures.
