Huma Abedin Single and Ready to Mingle

As far as divorcee dating goes, if you're looking for a 40-year old anorexic Muslim chick with a husband of convenience in the slammer on sex crimes, a child being maintained somewhere by interns, and a best friend leading the #Resistance in a fat pantsuit, Tinder up Huma... read more

Amber Heard Waterlogged Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Gabrielle Caunesil, Petra Nemcova, and more! read more

Huma Abdein Fell on the Weiner Sword

Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign is the first of what will likely be several books to come on how Hillary Clinton tanked a supremely winnable election. To save you time, she's an unlikable shrew who blames the shit out of everybody but herself and her... read more

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Anthony Weiner Returns From Sex Rehab

Anthony Weiner is reportedly too broke to stay in sex rehab. Most guys who have a lot of sex are less financially secure than they'd have you believe. Hookers are super expensive. So are drinks. Dinners can be. Divorces, certainly. read more

Hillary Felled By Non-Ironic Weiner

Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, that chick plugs her leaks. She may not be fit to be President, but she's sure as fit to be a mafia don or International Olympic Committee member. She vibes herself to sleep at night thinking about all the loose ends she... read more

Anthony Weiner Dumped

Some whore was sexting with Anthony Weiner and released his weird dong pic to the public, which seems incredibly awful yet nobody's coming down on her. She's reportedly a huge Trump supporter. This is how we're going to take down the Democrats. read more

Sometimes You Eat the Weiner, Sometimes the Weiner Eats You

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner can't stop discussing his dick online. Public humiliations, resignations, embarrassing mea culpas, counseling. It matters not. The dick wants what the dick wants. And the Weiner dick wants to be hard in jockey shorts making double... read more

Anthony Still Polishing the Weiner

Sydney Leathers, the pudgy political groupie chick who first exposed Congressman Anthony Weiner as an online masturbator of some noteworthy frequency, claims the New Yorker is still courting women online with his bare cock and ironic conversation. read more

That Carlos Danger Movie Looks Good

The new documentary about Anthony Weiner and his inability to stop masturbating on camera seems fairly gratuitous. But the disgraced Congressman's wife, Human Abedin, is Hillary Clinton's long time chief lieutenant and late night crusty hollow licker. That means... read more

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Hillary Clinton's Special Friend Makes a Ton

Hillary Clinton emails reveal that her close confidant and warm hands travel companion Huma Abedin makes about half a mill a year being Clinton's special assistant. Abedin often complains it's not enough. It's a combination of her government salary along with a shit ton... read more