Iggy Azalea Talks to Kids About Her New Tits

By Lex March 31, 2015 @ 12:25 PM

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Oh, boy, was Iggy Azalea mortified when ExtraTV had ten year old child actor Nicholas Bechtel ask her about spilling the beans on her new fake tits when nobody was asking. Azalea paused for astonished effect just like in rehearsal then opened up her heart:

Just because I think it’s so common and I knew so many people in my regular life that had done it and had a good experience and I never seen any celebrities talk about it although I know eighty percent of them have done it too and I wanted to kind of tell women that might be thinking about it my experience and that it can not necessarily be a bad thing…That’s why I did it.

Finally, somebody stepping forward to tell women that tit jobs are not necessarily a bad thing. That might be reverse construed as a good thing, but not in any court of law in the Western World. This helps position Azalea as a body image positive woman person thing. Not everybody gets bigger tits out of altruism. Soon we’ll learn that her ass injections are dedicated to the girls kidnapped by Boko Haram. If you can turn a boob job into a social message you’ve got good handlers. Let them pick your next boyfriend and name your bastard albino kids and you’re halfway to icon status.

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Iggy Azalea Got New Boobs And No One Noticed

By Lex March 25, 2015 @ 8:28 AM

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Iggy Azalea got new boobs four months ago. She probably could’ve said nothing and we’d still just be talking about her fake ass she still won’t admit she gets injected. I’m not sure how her kid fans feel about all of this, but Azalea seems pretty nonplussed.

“At first, Azalea didn’t want to come out publicly about her enhancement, fearing it would send a harmful message to young girls, a majority of her fans. “But then,” she said, “I decided I wasn’t into secret-keeping.”

Other than those about her first husband, the sex tape, her record deal, why she really kind of left Twitter, or that fake ass again. These types of parsed disclosures just provide me greater respect for skilled liars. Those people who tell untruths seamlessly, effortlessly, and without fanfare. My dad lied about everything. He was so good I didn’t realize he was full of shit until I was fifteen. That was fifteen years of believing my model airplane birthday present got lost in the mail, again. I hated the USPS, but I loved my dad. Now, imagine those fifteen years filled with doubt and rage and insecurity. That’s Iggy Azalea casually admitting her tits are fake. If she let me bang her new implants, we could both be made whole again.

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Iggy Azalea And Nick Young Temporarily Regal

By Matt February 27, 2015 @ 8:28 AM

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Let’s say Iggy Azalea and Nick Young have $30 million between them and haven’t spent it all at Foot Locker or Sizzler. With their respective career paths of mediocre shot heist and albino rapper they should have full earning potential until next Boxing Day. Young apparently employs two people full time to take care of a separate house used to store his shoes. Their staff seems to be growing:

“He is very dirty, but it’s OK as we have a full-time housekeeper, we have to.”

Taxes and talent adjusted you can’t afford that. William Randolph Hearst literally made the news. You’ve got SUNY freshmen twerking to your one hit at the Beauty Bar. I can’t wait until these fuckers go bankrupt and start eBaying their diamond studded anal beads. I have a strict policy of avoiding reality TV but I’ll log onto AOL to catch that episode along with Azalea being rushed to the hospital because her ass is leaching into her body. I can’t wait until two years from now. I miss you both already.

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Iggy Azalea Unhappy Pants And Shit Around The Web

By Jack February 25, 2015 @ 12:00 PM

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Iggy Azalea is sad because people in the hip hop community don’t take her seriously. It’s probably mostly jealousy. Also she’s a twit. A combo really.

Read all about how hard Iggy’s life is. (Huffington Post)

There is nothing like a plethora of butts on a Wednesday afternoon. (The Chive)

Lais Lima shows off her naked tits because why not? (Egotastic)

Bruce Jenner will probably not be prosecuted because famous. (TMZ)

Selena Gomez has some mighty perty titties. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bella Thorne wears no bra and a tank top. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mayra Suarez in a bikini is a wonderful thing. (Popoholic)

Iggy Azalea Is a Quitter (And Possibly a Fat Ass)

By Lex February 19, 2015 @ 1:23 PM

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Iggy Azalea is the latest celebrity to ditch Twitter. She didn’t have a problem with the social media service being overrun with ISIS, she just didn’t like trolls ripping on the cellulite on her ass.

I just want to have peace and relaxation time without a perve with long distance lense hiding out taking pictures, everyone deserves peace.

First of all, I’m not a perve. I’m a photographic enthusiast. In a more civilized era, we were known as shutterbugs. Second, fuck you. You want to make fifty million off grinding your naked ass for the public and nobody’s allowed to comment? Or note the crevices that developed from you shooting wallaby fat sub-gluteal? Your ass is your living. It’s your Windows and you’re Microsoft. I’m commenting when it takes up a huge amount of space and doesn’t work right.

I feel the hatred and pettiness i see online at all times is at making me become an angry person and I cannot be that. To become nasty because of the way I feel i am treated would be a disservice to my fans and I promise i will try to keep smiling.

Oh, boo fucking hoo rapping Albino Jesus. You’re on Twitter for business, not to inspire positive energy. In fact, Azalea announced while she’s leaving Twitter, her ‘team’ is staying to post under her name. What? What happens when your public relations interns become nasty and petty? They can’t quit Twitter or they get fired. What about their ass cellulite? How will they keep smiling?

You know who announces they are leaving a party? The people you never wanted to come in the first place. Thanks, Iggy Azalea, your pettiness just ruined Chinese New Year.

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Iggy Azalea Battles Pizza

By Matt February 10, 2015 @ 8:15 AM

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A guy who delivered Papa John’s to Iggy Azalea after the Grammy’s gave her personal phone number to his brother who began calling and texting her because he has horrible taste in music. Azalea contacted Papa John’s to try and identify the guy but they refused because they value the privacy of their stalker employees. Or that’s what they’re lawyers told them to say. So she went on a Twitter rant against Papa John’s. Really, that’s all your can do. Papa John’s says they are taking disciplinary action against the driver in the form of a high five and did you get any from that Aussie bitch? Azalea is threatening to use the processed cheese of other low end pizza delivery services to inject sub-gluteal to make her behind look scrumptious to men who mean to rail her hard and film it. Papa John’s is clearly in the wrong here, but people love pizza more than foreign albino rappers. Unless she’s got coupons to see two of her shows for $7.99, the tide will quickly turn against her.

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