Macklemore Calls The Kettle White And Shit Around The Web

By Michael January 22, 2016 @ 12:00 PM

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Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible horrible people who like himself aren’t giving back the huge gobs of money.

What a douchenozzle. (TMZ)

What happens when gay dudes have to touch a vajayjay? Hilarity. (Last Men On Earth)

Scout Wilson topless? Well, it definitely shows off her best feature. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Hailey Baldwin shows off those killer legs of hers. (Popoholic)

Kelly Rohrbach displays some amazing cleavage in Elle Bulgaria. (Drunken Stepfather)

The girl in the mirror is scantily clad. (The Chive)

Will Smith isn’t going to the Oscars either. I mean, no one asked him any way. (Dlisted)

Iggy Azalea Out of Ideas

By Lex January 22, 2016 @ 10:29 AM

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Iggy Azalea had a crappy 2015. An innocent child stepped forward and pointed at her and said her music sucked and her ass was gross and the teen mob awoke from a peer pressure coma. Azalea quit Twitter eleven times after backlash from copping to up to half of her plastic surgical enhancements in the name of full disclosure. Her scheduled Fall tour was canceled without anybody putting any time into a real fake excuse. They ultimately went with ebola concerns which they later broadened simply to ‘black people problems’. Desperate for a turnaround, Azalea went on Twitter to announce she’d pissed herself at the dentist’s office while sedated for multiple root canals on her rotted teeth. Sexy. I heard Tupac shit himself after being shot. This isn’t the same. Can’t you get T.I. write your Tweets as well?

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Iggy Azalea Felled

By Lex June 10, 2015 @ 12:11 PM

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Iggy Azalea can’t catch a break. If you discount the fact that she’s become rich and famous with extremely limited skills and the complexion of the antoginist in The Eiger Sanction, it’s been a rough ride. Following cancelation of her fall tour due to music so inexorably shitty even teenagers are disavowing it, Azelea got booted from the Pittsburgh Pride festival because somebody suddenly remembered she used to use the words ‘homo’ and ‘dyke’ in her Twitter feed before she was famous. One time she wrote that guys whispering in each other’s ears is ‘kind of homo’. Yeah, pretty much.

Azalea defended herself with one of those ‘I used to be ignorant of my words’ excuses, but that’s the kind of last ditch defense you save for the LGBT carbon neutral burning at the stake. The smoke is captured, recycled, compressed and woven it into a rather sleek merkin. It’s unclear why the Pride festival invite invited her in the first place since everybody knew about these Tweets years ago, but it certainly serves as a reminder that the LGBT mothership is always watching Also that there are gay people in Pittsburgh.

Nick Young And Iggy Azalea Who Cares

By Matt June 03, 2015 @ 6:31 AM

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Nick Young proposed to his real doll girlfriend Iggy Azalea right in time for the NBA Finals in hopes of perhaps scoring a fleeting mention of this during a slow halftime show. Young gave Azalea a ring reportedly worth $500,000 which Azalea awkwardly flaunted on Instagram like a two year old being given her first pony statuette. Young is probably worth around $10 million after taxes so this will end up in a pawn shop although the ring can be returned for store credit once the marriage dissolves or the Twitter mentions die down. Unfortunately inevitable night club heists aren’t covered. Two years from now when Nick Young is riding the pine in China and Azalea is forty pounds overweight sobbing to Oprah about the perils of the recording industry they’ll remember this special moment. Then it’s off to the Mazda dealership for a VIP performance. Refreshments are provided. Which one of you is a Wayans?

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Iggy Azalea Canceled Until Further Notice

By Lex June 01, 2015 @ 10:16 AM

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Iggy Azalea’s big second half of 2015 concert tour was canceled due to what is being called production delays. According to people who lie without hesitation for a living, Azalea’s complex stage production just couldn’t be put together in time for her upcoming Albino No Likee Light world tour. This could be true if there were an international shortage of black gay male backup dancers with killer abs. Or the world ran out of electricity. Cynics are claiming the tour was shuttered primarily due to poor forecast for ticket sales related to the fact that Azelea’s music is pretty fucking horrible and everybody got tired of pretending. Also, she’s been involved in a number of social media dustups where she posts pictures of her artificially jacked up ass then claims she’s only had her brows done.

It’s tough to figure out. Being a shitty music artist and lying about plastic surgery has never stopped a pop artist in the past from selling out venues. Madonna did forty million Kabbalah bracelets in gross box office this past year. I’d hate to think this was simple prejudice against pale women with man hands. That shit was supposed to stop when Megan Fox made kielbasa sized thumbs sexy again. Where do I go to get my anonymous refund?

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Britney Spears And Iggy Azalea Pretty Girls (VIDEO)

By Lex May 13, 2015 @ 12:22 PM

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If there is an actual race to the bottom for inanely worded computer generated pop songs, it’s time to hand out the award. Pop music for teen girls never required musically gifted performers. But they had to provide vocals. If that last connection to song production is no longer part of the process, then you can literally plug in anybody. Why the freaky looking albino? You’ve just savaged my Britney Spears fap with that Poltergeist possessed dancing mannequin. Somewhere the parents of Bananarama are crying for having wasted money on singing lessons.

Photo Credit: “Pretty Girls” Britney Spears