UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today to finish up her 2012 calendar by taking pictures of her in and then not in a bikini. It’s a good thing only girls have boobs. If the sun had tits this fantastic I’d be blind after spending ages 12 through Now staring directly into it.

Speaking of glorious human achievements; this website! I know things have been a little stagnant and slow lately, but it’s not because I’m lazy. It’s not entirely because I’m lazy. Okay it’s because I’m lazy. Oh what, like you’re so great? GET OFF MY BACK! But it’s also because I’ve been trying to reinvent the page, to add way more content, make it easier to navigate and look at celebrity boobs, but with all the same mean spirited whining you’ve come to expect.

As part of that process I spent all day yesterday in the LA offices of the giant faceless entity that owns the site, and after apologizing to everyone I’ve ever worked with for being an intractable dickhead prone to temper tantrums when I don’t get my way, everything was basically set up and laid out to make the site a billion times better. So please bear with me. Or “bare” with me, whichever one it is. I’m sure someone will go on my twitter and correct me. Which I’ll ignore. Go hump your dictionary if you love it so much, jackass.

(image source = splash and pacific coast)