Insane Clown Posse Still Deplorable GangBangers In FBI Eyes

December 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When a majority of Insane Clown Posse fans are forced to drink Faygo because they fall way below the poverty line continuing to classifying them as gang members becomes the equivalent of kicking them while they’re down.


Insane Clown Posse Scheduling in Advance

July 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At the annual Gathering of the Juggalos last week, the Insane Clown Posse announced they would be holding a march on Washington in September of 2017. The Insane Clown Posse consists of two dudes in clown makeup, one of whom looks a shitload like Guy Fieri in grease paint. Might want to check if he announces out loud that every sandwich he eats is one of the top five sandwiches ever.


The Insane Clown Posse Won’t Back Down

June 25, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Federal Government represents the entire audience above age middle school that care about the Insane Clown Posse. After the FBI solved all the terrorism and gun violence problems, they went to number three on their list and classified fans of ICP as a gang. The ICP Juggalos inherently know their shitty taste in music keeps […]


Insane Clown Posse Sued For The Gift Of Dildo

September 18, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

The pretend horrible but really actually horrible “band” The Insane Clown Posse is being sued by their former publicist for wrongful termination, sexual harassment, and being given a dildo as a gift. Andrea Pelligrini worked as a publicist for ICP’s Psychopathic Records until she was terminated after saying she no longer wanted to be called a […]


The Insane Clown Posse Named Worst Rappers Ever

July 12, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

GQ came out with a list of the worst rappers of all time and at the top of the list was The Insane Clown Posse. While GQ isn’t exactly the go to source for hip hop knowledge, it’s hard to argue with their choice. Everything about these guys suck from their music, to their make-up, […]