The Insane Clown Posse Won’t Back Down

By Matt June 24, 2014 @ 4:52 PM

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The Federal Government represents the entire audience above age middle school that care about the Insane Clown Posse. After the FBI solved all the terrorism and gun violence problems, they went to number three on their list and classified fans of ICP as a gang. The ICP Juggalos inherently know their shitty taste in music keeps them from getting laid, but they don’t see being drunk and horny as criminal. So they filed a lawsuit against the G-men’s label.  The Feds are fighting to throw the suit out because why the fuck not, they have tons of lawyers, guns, and money. The idea that the Juggalos are a gang is ludicrous in the first place. The word gang implies some level of organizational intelligence, as opposed to, say,  loose circle of meth smoking carneys. It’s a slippery slope. Being an occultist creep who jerks off in his grandma’s hamper is not against the law, not if grandma truly loves you and keeps your secret.

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Insane Clown Posse Sued For The Gift Of Dildo

By Jack September 18, 2013 @ 1:59 PM

The pretend horrible but really actually horrible “band” The Insane Clown Posse is being sued by their former publicist for wrongful termination, sexual harassment, and being given a dildo as a gift. Andrea Pelligrini worked as a publicist for ICP’s Psychopathic Records until she was terminated after saying she no longer wanted to be called a bitch or told that the male employees want to fuck her. She also claims that some douchenozzle that works at the label named Dirty Dan presented her with a dildo after she broke up with her boyfriend.

I so badly want to side with the woman who was sexually harassed by a bunch of degenerate assholes…but…she did go work for the Insane Clown Posse. Those guys and their fans are widely acclaimed tools. Did she think she was going to find a respectful work environment from the guys who wrote Stuck Her With My Wang? And not to defend these jackasses, but in a strange way giving her a dildo after she got dumped by her boyfriend is kind of a conscientious gift if you think about it. If I broke up with my girlfriend and I came home to find my boss had sent me a box of porn and some decent-brand lube, I’d think, wow, what a wonderfully thoughtful guy. Still, the overriding rule is that ICP are jackwads who deserve punishment, righteous or not. I hope she gets their bundle.

The Insane Clown Posse Named Worst Rappers Ever

By Jack July 11, 2013 @ 3:11 PM

GQ came out with a list of the worst rappers of all time and at the top of the list was The Insane Clown Posse. While GQ isn’t exactly the go to source for hip hop knowledge, it’s hard to argue with their choice. Everything about these guys suck from their music, to their make-up, to their legions of methhead Juggalo fans. At least Vanilla Ice had the decency to sample a good song for Ice, Ice, Baby and Kevin Federline fucked Britney Spears when she was still hot. The Posse wasn’t going to take this lying down and said,

“Insane Clown Posse has been selling rap records, rocking rap stages and making rap money for over 20 years now. You can’t rack up all that rap success for this long and still be ‘the worst ever.’ GQ magazine should stick to what they know: Dressing preppy metrosexuals. Why don’t you say that to my face!”

The preppy metrosexual thing is fair but making fun of fashion fags isn’t going to cover for a couple decades of some really shitty music.

the Juggalos loved Charlie Sheen

By brendon August 15, 2011 @ 12:42 PM

If you don’t know, Juggalos are fans of the Insane Clown Posse, and lots of them are dicks who get real brave and throw bottles and stuff but only when they can hide in a crowd. The Gathering of the Juggalos, a music festival founded by the Insane Clown Posse, was held this weekend, and for some reason Charlie Sheen was there to introduce some of the acts.

Sheen probably assumed he was safe because he actually asked for this gig and has referred to himself as a “hardcore Juggalo” in the past, but the crowd threw bottles at him anyway. They should find a more creative outlet for their feelings. I used to be the same way but now I have my pottery and water colors.