Alec Baldwin Deserves This

Having self-absorbeddrinking angrily divorced famous parents likelysucks to a large degree. Ireland Baldwin's strategy to return serve on her absentee gin-bloated father began with dating fast older boys, redirected into a public lesbian love affair with a butch black rapper, and after a stint in rehab, has culminated with daily near naked body pictures to social media. It's the five stages of giving your shitty more

Ireland Baldwin See Through Lingerie

Every time Alec Baldwin drunk fucks another baby into his not really Spanish yoga instructor wife, his daughter Ireland takes off more clothes for the cameras. it's a quandary for a father. Though not even close as a practical matter when a woman twenty five years your junior has her legs pinned behind her ears demanding your Irish seed. Baldwin will be dead by the time his next set of kids are old enough to act more

Ireland Baldwin Tits Back on Track

The biggest joke at the Baldwin dinner table is how the first rehab never takes. The second biggest joke is a tie between Danny and Stephen. There's no shame in being born tall and attractive and prone to fits of moroseness and anger. Men won't even mention it officially until the bitter divorce. Let Manny be Manny and whatever part of that relates to you doing more topless photo shoots. I am going to need more

Ireland Baldwin See Through

The Baldwins get together around the holidays to laugh about their first few court mandated rehab stints. It's that whole unstoppable force against the immovable object meme only the unstoppable force is a beach front treatment center your revocable trust is paying to provide you fresh squeezed juice and a stationary bike. Ireland Baldwin is born of Baldwin and Bassinger. It's like watching a ticking clock with more

Ireland Baldwin Hits Step Twelve

It was just six months ago Ireland Baldwin was sent off to rehab to be cured of her drinking and interracial lesbianism, one of which is verboten in the Baldwin household. The person you never speak to at rehab is a geneticist who could trace the Baldwin DNA in your veins back to the earliest fucked up troglodytes ranting about faggots in their cave. You might as well cure a Frenchman of his pretentious gazes or more

Nothing Says Save the Animals Like Celebrity Tits

PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best option for changing minds. PETA used to run porn-disguised click bait on blogs for men that featured naked women and sex acts and led you to an animal rights page. They've put naked women more

Ireland Baldwin Plunging

Ireland Baldwin is doing better since her parents paid for her to attend drunk gay rehab. Her skin looks shinier and less covered in vagina juice. Also, her breasts have become self-aware. Not every spoiled pretty rich girl is blessed with good parents. None of them are. She still managed to get from here to there. And with no bra. Don't call it a comeback. Photo Credit: Gettyread more

Hailey Baldwin And Ireland Baldwin Find Their Purpose

Hailey Baldwin and cousin Ireland Baldwin mouth kissed on the red carpet of the Mission Impossible premiere because Ireland Baldwin was just cured of her booze and lesbianism and this was her first real test. You never know how you're treatment will hold in the field until your hot cousin is looking to swap spit. Tom Cruise could only clench his toes and hold back three decades of tear-filled regret. Everyone more

Ireland Baldwin Topless Covered In Sand

Ireland Baldwin is back from rehab where she was treated for booze and casual lesbianism. Baldwin finds serenity in taking pictures of herself holding her tits in the sand. It's a classic Promises Malibu bridging technique. She was robbed of her childhood by the Guatemalan nannies who raised her. Re-discover your inner child and run as fast and as far away as possible. If you get to the equator your genetic destiny more

Ireland Baldwin Easily Wrangled

Ireland Baldwin got a septum piercing and heldup a note thanking thejewelry store forgiving her free shit. Their motivation remains unclear but odds are someone there sells her pills. The septum piercing has a long tradition in America dating back to the club extras in the first Ninja Turtles movie. It has many significant cultural implications. Some of the early First Nations people to be sacrificed to the more

Ireland Baldwin Tweets from Rehab

Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab for 'emotional trauma'. That's code for substance abuse. She's a Baldwin, Show me liquor as my Family Feud survey guess. Ireland was trending toward despair by way of teen modeling, a dumb surfer boyfriend, then leaping several steps into a publicized lesbian relationship with a black rapper. It's good she hit rehab before joining ISIS and bombing the luxury condo more

Ireland Baldwin No Pants No Problem

Ireland Baldwin did a photo shoot for a lingerie line that didn't seem to involve any lingerie. She was mostly naked even though they turned her to cover up all the good bits..Baldwin is a professional fashion model meaning she can't sing or act but she's tall and pretty and her gums don't bleed from extended periods of starvation. It is widely assumed most of her overtly sexual behavior is revenge aimed at more

Ireland Baldwin Ranks High Among Baldwins And Shit Around The Web

Say what you will about Emmy Awards and drug arrests and skateboarding Jesus pimping, Ireland Baldwin is only eighteen and she's already surpassed her entire acting family in terms of who I'd like to have lunch with. Okay, not lunch, but sex. Same thing. Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin's best work since Beetlejuice. (The Superficial) FIFA is shocked at how drunk people need to get to pretend to enjoy soccer. ( more

Ireland Baldwin and Angel Haze Aren't That Scandalous

Ireland Baldwin wants people to stop focusing on her teen interracial lesbian rapper relationship and instead focus on... actually, she couldn't come up with anything else. Being young and naive and not having all that much schooling, Ireland naturally plays the Juliet to Angel Haze's Romeo, complete with an inability to truly grasp why every tabloid in town wants photos of her making out with her girlfriend. She more

Angel Haze Clarifies Relationship with Ireland Baldwin: We Fuck

Lesbian rapper Angel Haze dished out a little street Aristotle. I don't fuck my friends. I do fuck Ireland Baldwin. Ergo, Ireland Baldwin is not my friend. I admire Angel Haze for calling out the media for insisting on calling her and eighteen year old Ireland Baldwin 'friends' in all their celebrity news reports. I also admire her for banging the scissor kissing shnozz out of Alec Baldwin's daughter day and more