By Lex November 21, 2013 @ 4:58 PM
I’m only now figuring out that if I turn my Still Life of BBWs Bent Over at the Beach photo series into black and white, those unwieldy thigh folds that look like extra vaginas suddenly becomes art, not just fetish fare. Black and white makes everything okay. If people were aroused by charcoal gray labia, we’d probably all be watching porn in black and white to avoid Smokey confiscating our VHS tapes at the Texas border.
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By Lex October 22, 2013 @ 2:13 PM
I can’t remember if you said you liked GIFs or you didn’t, because I really never asked, but if you don’t like seeing this Russian white sex slave animating around in the water then you don’t love life itself. Or women. Which is fine. Go tell your dad and maybe he’ll handwrite you a supportive note about how he loves you more now than ever. Then grow up, because your dad wanted you to play sports and bang hot chicks like he couldn’t. In the very least he wanted you both to appreciate Irina Shayk’s fine ass. Just wait til you introduce him to Stephen. Why not just kill him now?
Photo credit: V magazine
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By Lex October 15, 2013 @ 5:15 PM
Irina Shayk is not a half bad looking woman. I tried to pick her as my physical therapy service provider under Obamacare but the site crashed halfway through my application. So I just looked at porn and figured I wouldn’t get sick this year.
Photo Credit: La Clover Lingerie
By Lex September 27, 2013 @ 6:26 PM
Here’s the trick to being a photographic genius. Find a really good looking girl and get her wet then take her picture. There’s some other minor details involved, like taking your top off, Coco, if you want to be really famous, but that about covers most of it. I know a few bodies of water. My buddy’s inflatable pool, the local backed up storm drain, Alanis Moriseette’s after birth bucket. I’m just missing the girl. Same old damn story.
Photo Credit: V Magazine
By Lex September 09, 2013 @ 5:31 PM
If you’re ever forced to go to some sucky upscale art exhibit party, you should be so lucky to have Irina Shayk arrive and show off her tits just because. Anywhere you don’t want to go could be made sufferable if Irina Shayk showed up flashing her boobs. Prostate check? If Irina Shayk’s tits were in my face, maybe I wouldn’t keep putting that off. Madonna concert? Yep, I’d go if Irina Shayk showed me her tits first. Prostate exam at a Madonna concert? I’d need to cop a feel for that.
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