By Travis May 23, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk won Cannes last night. It’s over, all of the other celebrities can get back on their expensive boats and jets and go back to their other meaningless parties, because Irina and her black dress are the best things we’re going to see this week, short of someone suddenly inventing X-ray vision.
It’s pretty amazing to think that there are always rumors about Shayk’s boyfriend, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, cheating on her. If any of them are true, the other women would have to be better than perfect for him to justify it. In fact, the only way that Ronaldo could even sort of explain it would be if he revealed that he had been cloning Irina and was having wild orgies with all of her doppelgangers. And even then, I’d need to be able to watch for several weeks to believe it.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 4:48 PM
Beauty is a ladder. With Gywneth Paltrow at the top, and everybody else a few rungs beneath. Everybody looking up at the mysophobic expat with the compassionate social statements and wondering how they can be more like her. Irina Shayk probably sits alone most nights with a giant spoon and half-eaten pint of Hagen Daaz thinking just that. We all do. Just looking up. Waiting for a perfectly formed turd that smells like lilac to smack us in the face.
Here’s Irina Shayk in bikini photos for Beach Bunny swimwear.
By Lex April 16, 2013 @ 2:39 PM
It’s hard to find a photo of Irina Shayk where she’s not wet. She’s always some degree of moistness in all her public appearances. I assume she has an assistant with an ionized spray bottle that keeps her personal humidity at a constant sub-tropical level. Men love to see a pre-moistened woman. It’s like having a valet warm your car and hand you the keys.
Here’s Irina in her promotional shoot for Dynamite.
Photo Credit: Tony Kelly, Dynamite
By Lex March 21, 2013 @ 4:07 PM
Remember that Natural Beauty project that we showed you yesterday that featured a mighty good looking Emma Watson? Well, she just got sent back to the kiddie table. Here’s a very grown up Irina Shayk in her photos for the very same campaign. The photo art show set to tour the nation’s major metropolitan errors and raise awareness for the plight of Mother Earth. I’m down for that. Not so much the saving the planet part. But seeing Irina Shayk naked. Unless you’re a world famous soccer player, you’ve got no chance of doing that in private. So do the planet saving thing and think of Irina Shayk naked while you’re banging a zoftig hippy chick who cries when she thinks of climate change.
By brendon February 27, 2012 @ 2:22 PM
Did you know that world famous supermodels wear clothes well and generally look pretty when they go to parties? Well it’s true, and not only did Marisa Miller look terrific at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar party, but so did Irina Shayk. Supermodels and their tits were everywhere you looked. What an exciting time this is, to finally be winning the war against AIDS.
(image source = getty)
By brendon January 25, 2012 @ 5:46 PM
Irina Shayk is on the cover of the new edition of Esquire UK, and maybe if the American version were more like this people would read that piece of shit. It doesn’t even look like there’s an interview. They just told her to take her clothes off and hump things. That’s how it should be. I just want to stare at a hot girl, I’m not her fucking biographer.