Sorry to disappear for the past few days, but, long story short; this was not a good weekend to go to New York. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher were in Beverly Hills however, at a fancy Beverly Hills Halloween party. And according to the picture agency, “The happy couple are wearing sock monkey costumes and Sacha seems to be hiding a banana in his!” To be clear, the exclamation point in regards to his penis was their idea, not mine.
Sacha Baron Cohen was in Cannes today to promote ‘The Dictator’, and doing it in character like he always does, when he fell off a camel. He was 40 years old, and is survived by his wife, Isla Fisher, and their daughters Olive, 5, and Elula, 2.
No not really. He’s fine. In fact he was able to catch himself before he actually fell. The headline was sort of a lie. This would be a good post to show your kids to teach them about trusting strangers, part of the ‘Tyler Cares’ series where I give back to the community.
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What a shitty day this is. The once awesome but now tyrannical American government continued their 20 year trend and seized more power overnight, now I find out that perfect marriage material Isla Fisher got married to Borat, putting a cap on their 6 year engagement. MSN says…
Isla Fisher has married her long-term fiancé, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in a romantic sunset ceremony in Paris, Woman’s Day can reveal.
The notoriously private couple invited just a few close relatives to witness them become husband and wife in a traditional Jewish ceremony last Monday.
“We did it – we’re married!” bubbled an ecstatic Isla, 34, in an email to friends around the world the following day. “It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.
I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!”
I wouldn’t have cared if she married some loser but Borat is better than me in every way that any well adjusted girl would care about. That’s why I date vapid whores mostly, who get lost in my deep blue eyes and god like physique.
I really hope some more picture of this show up later, because these are essentially identical, and the idea of Isla Fisher dressed as Catwoman holds a great deal of promise. I can’t believe these are all that I could find. I’d have gotten some amazing pictures if she had come to my house. “Hold on one second, I have to open a new bag of candy,” I would say to buy time as I soaked a rag in chloroform.
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JANET JACKSON – made an appearance at last nights BET Awards as part of the celebration of Michael Jacksons life. When she was done, Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx “performed a somber version of the Jackson 5 classic ‘I’ll Be There’”. And when they were done, all the white people said, “Who the hell was that?” (source = the ap)
BILLY MAYS – the Oxi-Clean guy who yells at everyone until you buy his stuff was found dead in his home Sunday morning. He was only 50, and no cause is known, but the night before his US Air flight blew a tire while landing and something fell and hit his head. So did that kill him, did US Air murder Billy Mays? Uhh, yeah sure why not. (source = la times)
ISLA FISHER – there were more pictures of Isla but I didn’t look at those because I didn’t want to find out that these were just a good angle and her rack isn’t really that awesome. I’m happier not knowing sometimes. (source = pacific coast)
Between the red hair, awesome rack and super hot accent, I can’t tell you how happy it would make me to have sex with Isla Fisher. Which is why these pictures are so uncomfortable. I can’t remember the details, but I know she used to be in a relationship with Bruno. I think they even had a baby. And yesterday she followed him all the way to Paris for the premiere of his movie. But, I mean Jesus woman open your eyes. I’m not sure how much more clear he can make it. It’s over, he’s moved on, and he’s not coming back. No offense but you’re kind of makin an ass out of yourself.