I really hope some more picture of this show up later, because these are essentially identical, and the idea of Isla Fisher dressed as Catwoman holds a great deal of promise. I can’t believe these are all that I could find. I’d have gotten some amazing pictures if she had come to my house. “Hold on one second, I have to open a new bag of candy,” I would say to buy time as I soaked a rag in chloroform.
(source = inf daily)
JANET JACKSON - made an appearance at last nights BET Awards as part of the celebration of Michael Jacksons life. When she was done, Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx “performed a somber version of the Jackson 5 classic ‘I’ll Be There’”. And when they were done, all the white people said, “Who the hell was that?” (source = the ap)
BILLY MAYS - the Oxi-Clean guy who yells at everyone until you buy his stuff was found dead in his home Sunday morning. He was only 50, and no cause is known, but the night before his US Air flight blew a tire while landing and something fell and hit his head. So did that kill him, did US Air murder Billy Mays? Uhh, yeah sure why not. (source = la times)
ISLA FISHER - there were more pictures of Isla but I didn’t look at those because I didn’t want to find out that these were just a good angle and her rack isn’t really that awesome. I’m happier not knowing sometimes. (source = pacific coast)
Between the red hair, awesome rack and super hot accent, I can’t tell you how happy it would make me to have sex with Isla Fisher. Which is why these pictures are so uncomfortable. I can’t remember the details, but I know she used to be in a relationship with Bruno. I think they even had a baby. And yesterday she followed him all the way to Paris for the premiere of his movie. But, I mean Jesus woman open your eyes. I’m not sure how much more clear he can make it. It’s over, he’s moved on, and he’s not coming back. No offense but you’re kind of makin an ass out of yourself.
(18 more pics = here. hq jump = here. image source = getty and wenn. UPDATE - bonus isla adorableness here)
A highly decorated pervert like me is pretty hard to impress, but I have a weakness for girls with red hair and big tits, so of course seeing the wildly underrated Isla Fisher on the cover of the Aussie FHM cut right through. I can’t believe she’s not a bigger star because she’s super super hot and really really funny. That’s a rare combination. Believe me I know. Believe me, I know. For years I thought I was all alone in this world.
Isla Fisher, the fiancée of Sasha Baron Cohen, is almost definitely pregnant, according to three million different news sources and most people with eyes.
The Wedding Crashers actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub.
A source is quoted by the Daily Star as saying: "Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "
Fisher's PR flack denied the report, saying "If or when Isla becomes pregnant, she and her fiancé will decide if an announcement is necessary." I'm guessing her rep had her eyes gouged out with a hot poker, or she lost her vision in an IED blast while serving in Iraq, because the photos from the New York premiere of The Lookout (in which she plays a stripper — hooray strippers!) where she's wearing a high-waisted (hides the stomach) black (slimming) dress with an overcoat (used for hiding body shape or shotguns) couldn't be more obvious. The pictures of her in the black-and-white print dress, also with an empire waist (hmmm), are from the LA premiere, which happened sometime earlier. And the pictures of her in the pink dress are from the 2006 MTV Movie Awards and aren't exactly relevant, but whatever. What am I on trial. You can't judge me.
In related news, impregnating redheads is awesome and a hell of a lot of fun. -MU
