Lady Gaga Releasing New Album on Veteran's Day

If you happen to be a young woman who feels like nobody understands you, or a young man who feels like even those misunderstood girls wouldn't understand why you have the heel of your mom's best shoes wedged up your rectum, you probably can't wait for the release of ARTPOP, Lady Gaga's new album. It's coming out on Veteran's Day in honor of the fact that any male soldier caught listening to the album in the more