J.K. Rowling Accuses Her Assistant Of Theft

November 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Wow, and they were calling black men super predators while white women committing white collar crime slipped through the cracks, completely unnoticed. I don’t think Tyrone is making Arnold Schwarzenegger shit his pants by being the bigger, more technologically... READ MORE

J.K. Rowling Is More Offensive Than Inclusive

September 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Today I learned that casting an Asian woman as a fictional snake creature is somehow racist, and in no way reaching for something to be upset about by overly sensitive internet dwellers. Love her or hate her, J.K. Rowling... READ MORE

J.K Rowling Joins the Knot Twisting Party Over Johnny Depp

December 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release.

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J.K. Rowling Can’t Let Go

September 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every few months J.K. Rowling pokes up her head and says something stupid just to remind everybody that it’s been seven years since she produced any homoerotic wizard school boy fiction. She used to be on welfare then she... READ MORE