By Lex July 09, 2013 @ 9:28 AM
J-Woww has really been pushing the envelope on her skill set of late. By that I mean, she’s now doing profile poses to show off her big fake boobs. It’s a bold move, into the unknown, but what true artist is ever satisfied with the safe and predictable? Also, her scars have healed.
Here’s J-Woww convincing people outside the Hard Rock Hotel Rehab club that if they come inside, the might get to play with tits like she has. In reality, they will end up getting bumped around by coked up William Morris Endeavor junior agents. It’s not nearly as fun.
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By Lex June 18, 2013 @ 6:12 PM
I can’t remember what J-Woww does anymore except for show up to events and show off her tits. So I looked it up. Turns out she shows up for events and shows off her tits. Usually she has that little truck stop troll hanging alongside like a diseased monkey pet. Oh, yeah, there she is. I can’t help but think if alien scouts arrived from another planet and met these two girls first, they’d lament the fact that they have no eyelids to shut when they’re trying to jizz.
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By Bill March 18, 2013 @ 4:18 PM
J-Woww has tremendous fake boobs. I give her credit for turning what isn’t all that uncommon into some millions of dollars. There’s more skill to that than people realize. This isn’t like baseball, where a lefty who can throw strikes at 90+ MPH is pretty much guaranteed a fat major league contract. These are fake boobs, which for a few grand, any girl can really get. I know they can all access the makeup aisles at CVS for the late-night bowling alley bar look. And, many women are as attractive as J-Woww looks in the morning au natural. So let’s give some props where due. The mountains didn’t just come to J-Woww, she went and got the mountains and did something with them. Like flashing them at a GLADD event, where neither side cared so much.
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By Bill February 25, 2013 @ 3:58 PM
Still finding it weird that we live in a country where oral sex is outlawed in numerous states, but the worst of the worst media content can be distributed to 90 million homes by MTV and shows like Jersey Shore which popularize the things many of us have done before, but the kind of shit we don’t usually talk about the day after, save for copping to a buddy, or explaining our way out of a drunk and disorderly arrest. If you’re over 19, there’s no reason to be watching this shit, let alone be part of the future culled herd who post about their ‘rage party’ antics on Facebook.
But, Jersey Shore did give us tits. Giant, obscene, fake Italian-American tits on Jenni Farley, whose J-Woww nickname I’m sure will bring about a cute story from Jenni, but I’m guessing is more likely based in an incident with a portion of the offensive line of her high school football team, the bleachers, and tricks Jenni could perform with a standard issue kicking tee. Either way, the girl succeeded, and still does Charlie Sheen win-it by getting paid even to this day to flash her fake cans at Las Vegas club events. I’m not exactly sure why seeing J-Woww’s air-pumped hooters would get you in the mindset that this is the Vegas club where you’re going to get laid, the only real reason to pay $20 for a drink at a Vegas club, but it’s working for some people, because Vegas clubs do their homework.
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