Of course when I said, “who wants look at Lindsay any more than they have to”, I forgot the footage of her falling down last night. Everyone can enjoy something like that. Especially this one. It’s not an innocent stumble. It’s like a Home Alone movie. She hits the ground so completely, it’s as if she was tied to a safe and thrown off the roof. If you didn’t know better you’d think someone was just dumped out of their wheelchair.
03.24.2010 way to go lindsay
Anyone can trip and fall, but when Lindsay Lohan does it at night it’s natural to assume it’s because this dumb rummy was drunk again. Of course her mouth is open in some of these, so maybe the explanation is that her muscle memory kicked in when she saw she was surrounded by guys in the dark and she dropped to all fours out of habit. I call twelfths!
(image source = splash news online)
02.22.2010 god i hate you so f**king much
On her birthday last year, Jennifer Love Bacon dressed up like whatever that bitches name was in that movie and stood outside Tiffanys. This year, she peered out from behind her gate then walked into the street because someone was banging on her food dish. No not really. It was because she had dressed up like a fuckin idiot again and called the paparazzi again so they would take pictures of her again.
Reportedly this was a Lady Gaga-type outfit, meaning that one of us has no idea who Lady Gaga is. The one I’m familiar with wears goofy shit that cost $10,000, not a tutu that looks like frosting she found during the Wal-Mart Halloween Spooktacular. Unfortunately it looked a little too much like frosting, and early this morning they found it in her stool.
(source = pacific coast news)
01.05.2010 go kill yourself
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy and a scary monkey in a hat came out, but there was no sign of Ashlee and Pete. “Where did they go”, the paparazzi presumably asked one another as the hours slowly passed.
Well guess what? Let’s just say that monkey was probably wearing a hat to hold in all of his secrets.
(source = inf daily)
09.04.2009 Thanks for getting dressed up
Mel B and her husband whose name I don’t remember and don’t feel like looking up walked the red carpet in Venice, Italy last night for the premiere of the Nic Cage sequel to ‘Bad Lieutenant’, and kudos to him for getting all dressed up. He’s the kind of asshole you see in commercials underneath a giant red X because he can’t ever do anything right. Thanks to these two the glamorous red carpet looked like a JC Penny ‘Back to School” commercial.
08.26.2009 Chris Brown was violent before
When Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday to 5 years’ probation and 6 months’ of community service for beating Rihanna on February 8th, the judge also refused Rihannas request to strike down the order demanding Brown stay at least 300 yards away from her at all times. Equally surprising was that the judge confirmed reports that Brown had been violent before. The Daily Mail says…
A probation report prepared for Tuesday’s sentencing describes two previous incidents … the first happened about three months before the February beating while the couple was traveling in Europe; Rihanna slapped Brown during an argument, and he shoved her into a wall.
In the second instance, Brown allegedly broke the front and passenger side windows on a Range Rover they were driving while visiting Barbados. Neither attack was reported, the probation report states.
I realize that some people will look at those two instances and suggest they’re no big deal because he didn’t actually hit her on those occasions, and I think that’s a pretty good way to judge how much of an asshole this guy is, because it means the simple act of not punching a girl has somehow become commendable.
(hq jump here. source = splash news online)
