Alexis Arquette Died Too Soon

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette spent a week on a movie set every year or two, which still qualified him as an actress although her main occupation was apparently Activist. What said activism actually entailed is dormant from the public record, but... READ MORE

Will Smith Happily Gay Married

August 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Gay Will Smith and his lesbian wife are not getting a divorce because they’re probably not actually married plus that would be a huge hassle. Namely Scientology has enough on their plate without another character assassination. Smith took to... READ MORE

Ahh. Yes. Yes of course.

August 25, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As you no doubt heard, the new issue of In Touch came out yesterday and claimed that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were separating after 13 years of marriage. Will and Jada quickly issued the worlds least convincing denial,... READ MORE

Tuesday headlines, with Gaga on the Simpsons

August 24, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

LADY GAGA – will play herself on ‘The Simpsons’, “to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob.” The message being: if you’re feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people.... READ MORE

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett broke up. Maybe.

August 23, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are on the cover of the current ‘Architectural Digest‘ with their adorably clich√© Hollywood family, and although they look happy, the new In Touch says it’s a photo shoot of lies! After 13 years... READ MORE

Morning headlines

June 16, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

KATIE HOLMES – taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing. ¬† In fact a source said: “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by... READ MORE