Jaden Smith DMV Existential (VIDEO)

The problem with raising kids in a bubble of entitlement and unearned esteem is that moment they must run up against the real world. An intensely personal poem set to a Casio keyboard pre-loaded beat won't get you a pass on your DMV Driver's Test. You can buy your way... read more

Time's List of 30 Most Influential Teens Didn't Take Much Effort

Watching the legacy magazine business die is merely a matter of watching every decades old publication turn to lowest common denominator celebrity culture listicles. Nobody dies like Chess King anymore, with a quiet leathery dignity. read more

Jaden Smith Non Gender Conforming Fashion Line Seems Indulgent

More disconcerting than Jaden Smith launching a line of skirts for boys and boy clothes for girls is his continued use of describing himself in the third person. read more

GQ Has Changed

GQ magazine routinely pens fanboy articles on young male celebrity bodies and fashion that makes gay male erotica blush in its inherent moderation. GQ has evolved into the world's most prominent trap. The seductive photos of famous women featured on the cover guide you... read more

Jaden Smith Hetero Normative

Jaden Smith has taken every opportunity to remind the world that he's not gay, just insufferable. He brings that older non-working model chick with him to all the experiential field trips he takes in lieu of attending school. I wear skirts, but I'm fucking this good... read more

Jaden Smith Turned Out Well

Jaden Smith was announced as the new face of Louis Vuitton womenswear. Will Smith laughed his famous self-deprecating laugh and declared that perhaps he and the missushad been too lax with the boy. No shit. WillSmith was broughtup Catholic in working-class West... read more

Jaden Smith Has a Felonious Girlfriend

Jaden Smith was hanging around the Art Basel scene in Miami just so you'd remember to reflexively hate European traveling art shows. His scientology school has breaks in early December so he's been on one since December 2009. He was also showing off his new girlfriend,... read more

Jaden Smith Can't Disappear Fast Enough

Jaden Smith announced he's going to disappear from the landscape within ten year's time. It's unclear what he intends to do with ten years of down time before his departure, but probably lots of skateboardingand naps.You don't just give up not going to school or working... read more

Jaden Smith Seems to Be Asking for Help

Jaden Smith is troubled. Not the kind of troubled where you shoot up a bible study group. More the kind where you incorrectly quote Nietzscheand step off the roof of a Marie Callender's and survive with two broken legs. It's easy to mistake the ramblings of a teen boy... read more

Jaden Smith Still Searching And Shit Around The Web

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have incredibly indulgent parents and a childhood where you were completely protected from bullies and ass-kickers of any kind, meet Jaden Smith. Jaden's in the news today because he wore a Batman suit to the prom with the... read more

Jaden Smith Appropriates Tranny Culture

It's amazing what people choose to do when they can do whatever the fuck they want. DiCaprio wears a ponytail and fucks the snot out of hot young women. So does Cara Delevingne. Alec Baldwin calls people faggots then cleans up nicely for GLAAD tolerance awards. Jaden... read more

Jaden Smith Doesn't Believe In Gender

The expansive unlimited crystal powered creative space of Jaden Smith is not limited by binary thinking. Much like David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Jared Leto, Kanye West and other boundary pushing musicians, Jaden Smith has begun experimenting with androgynous styles and... read more