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Jaden Smith Can’t Disappear Fast Enough

October 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith announced he’s going to disappear from the landscape within ten year’s time. It’s unclear what he intends to do with ten years of down time before his departure, but probably lots of skateboarding and naps. You don’t just give... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Seems to Be Asking for Help

June 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jaden Smith is troubled. Not the kind of troubled where you shoot up a bible study group. More the kind where you incorrectly quote Nietzsche and step off the roof of a Marie Callender’s and survive with two broken legs.... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Still Searching And Shit Around The Web

May 18, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have incredibly indulgent parents and a childhood where you were completely protected from bullies and ass-kickers of any kind, meet Jaden Smith. Jaden’s in the news today because he... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Doesn’t Believe In Gender

April 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The expansive unlimited crystal powered creative space of Jaden Smith is not limited by binary thinking. Much like David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Jared Leto, Kanye West and other boundary pushing musicians, Jaden Smith has begun experimenting with androgynous styles... READ MORE

Will Smith’s Kids Need a Dwight Howard Buckling

November 19, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Being raised by undercover Scientologists with an open marriage, a boatload of cash, and a belief that a typical upbringing will hinder the blossoming of your Xenu blessed offspring is bound to backfire mightily. In the case of Willow... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Wears A White Batman Suit To Kim And Kanye’s Wedding

May 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This weekend I had the privilege to watch a butcher at an international market carve up pork uterus into easy home cooking portions. Now I can forever more say shit like, yeah, that’s horrible, but not as bad as... READ MORE

Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner Are The Face of Domestic Terrorism

May 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Think of Kylie Jenner, and the Will Smith dunderhead kids and this Moises Arias bratpack leader as those for whom Scientology and Instagram just ins’t providing answers to key questions such as Why Am I Here, Am I In... READ MORE

Willow Smith Is Growing Up So Fast

May 7, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Today seems like a good day to get to know a young actor who all the kids have already been slightly aware of for years. Moises Arias is a former star of Hannah Montana and a few other shows... READ MORE

All Hell Broke Loose At Justin Bieber’s Movie Premiere

December 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber and his crew of nobodies and hanger-ons walked the red carpet for the premiere of his new documentary, Believe, in Los Angeles last night, and naturally the theater was stormed by a mob of his insane teenage... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Wants All The Boys To Wear Dresses

October 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because Jaden Smith is so edgy and brilliant and independent (thanks to his father’s large fortune and willingness to buy his kids whatever they want), the 15-year old recently decided to launch his own clothing line, because what else... READ MORE

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