Good luck finding a bigger jackass than Jaimie Foxx. No one on any level anywhere is more in love with themselves. And apparently he’s too talented and fabulous to share elevators with civilians. Page Six says:
Jamie Foxx may claim he's just a regular guy, but he sure acted like a diva last week. During a publicity tour for "The Kingdom" at the Four Seasons in L.A., according to several junketeers, Foxx had his bodyguard commandeer the elevator. "He told guests of the hotel and journalists to leave the elevator," our spy said. "Then, at every floor where the elevator stopped, the bodyguard would stand with his arm stretched out and say, 'You can't enter' to anyone who tried to get on…"
If Jamie Foxx were on fire, and standing next to a swimming pool, I'm not a complete monster so I wouldn't just let him burn to death, but I would look around for a quite a while to see if there was a shovel I could beat the flames out with first.
Access Hollywood asked perpetual jackass Jamie Foxx about Michael Vick's dog fighting charges, and, as always, he never fails to disappoint.
"It's a cultural thing, I think," Jamie said. "Most brothers didn't know that, you know. I used to see dogs fighting in the neighborhood all the time. I didn't know that was Fed time. So, Mike probably just didn't read his handbook on what not to do as a black star." While he has a way of lightening even the most sensitive of subjects, Jamie is sincere in his belief that the quarterback is not being given a fair shake.
"I know that cruelty to animals is bad, but sometimes people shoot people and kill people and don't get time," Jamie continued. "I think in this situation, he really didn't know the extent of it, so I always give him the benefit of the doubt."
A-HA! Just as I suspected! You see, it turns out the real victim here is Michael Vick. Because he didn't even know executing dogs was bad. That's why he held the fights on his front lawn in broad daylight. Oh, wait, no, he didn't. He held the fights at night, in barns in the woods painted pitch black with no windows or outdoor lights. There's nothing suspicious about that. Like just the other day I was digging some graves in my back yard at 4 in the morning. Next thing you know some cops gotta be all up in my face. Apparently fresh dig marks really freak cops out. What is this, Russia?
I swear I've been hearing about this piece of crap movie for a year now, as if its some miracle finally captured on film. What the hell is wrong with you, Hollywood? Who thinks this is a good idea? Who thinks this this is gonna be anything but a complete and total failure? No one is gonna go see this boring faggity nonsense. I wanted to kill myself just watching the trailer. Wait, no, not me - them. I'd rather watch x-rays of a tumor in my nuts than this movie.
