09.04.2008 YOU’RE NOT HELPING

Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has been having a tough time lately, with scoundrels online and in the media calling her derogatory names, so it’s nice to see some highly respected celebrities are unafraid to show their support.  The Washington Post says…

We're now skating the fine line between fact and satire: Jamie Lynn Spears — the 17-year-old lil' sis of Britney who had a daughter in June — has sent a baby gift to 17-year-old Bristol Palin because she, like, totally KNOWS what's it's like to be a celebrity unwed mother.
Spears called Beverly Hills baby boutique Petit Tresor looking for something nice (but not THAT nice; $100 or less) and settled on white burp cloths with pink writing, a spokesman for the store confirmed today. The package, with a note reading, "Dear Bristol: Hang in there……xoxo, Jamie Lynn" was shipped off to the Alaska Capitol building.

You know those African tribes that sew girls vagina's shut?  I'm just puttin it out there.

(pic source = inf daily)



07.09.2008 HOW EXCITING

OK magazine has the very first (last?) picture of teen whore Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby girl Maddie Briann Aldridge, who was born on June 19th.  You're probably also wondering if OK has a boring ass interview.  Well buckle the fuck up, because yes, they do.

"Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all," she says. "I was just talking to Casey. And you know what's so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, 'Yeah.' We were both so excited."

Does this slut realize that when you tell a story you don’t need to include every possible detail.  We’re not investigating a crime.  We’re not the FBI.  No one blew up a federal building.  No one is gonna read this and say, “I wish Jamie had mentioned whether or not her idiot boyfriend grunted an answer after she asked if he was okay.  Not knowing kind of ruined the whole story.”

05.16.2008 JAMIE LYNN IS A GREAT MOM

INF Daily says this is a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears, "driving around on four-wheelers this afternoon in Liberty, Mississippi".  Keep in mind that Jamie Lynn is around 7 months pregnant, and according to TMZ she didn’t have a helmet or seatbelt.  Christ, she’s not even wearing closed-toe shoes.  So, what do you think?  Is her baby at risk enough?  Maybe after this she could ride the ATV and jump a pit of fire, or a pond filled with some kind of baby eating water creature.  Discuss.