AJ McCarron’s Mom Is a Not Racist

By Lex January 07, 2014 @ 4:05 PM

AJ McCarron’s mom, who I guess tweets about football since she did birth out a decent ball player, made fun of Jameis Winston’s oral communication skills after the BCS Championship Game. Then she got called a racist by a bunch of people because Jameis Winston is black so his dumb speaking is to be treated more gingerly than dumb white guys. You know, like how everybody decided not to make fun of George Bush for sounding like a guy who suffered too many concussions. AJ’s mom Dee Dee knew her comment wasn’t mean to be racist. It was merely an unnecessary slam derived from pettiness and jealousy. Nevertheless, she followed modern protocol by deleting her tweet and tweeting an apology using horrible teen girl text lingo:

I’m prepared to call everybody a loser in this situation. AJ McCarron for not insisting his mom stop tweeting. Dee Dee McCarron for lacking the courage to stand behind her bitter sports fan tweets. Everybody who let Jameis Winston get to be his age and high profile without teaching him how to speak properly. Auburn. And to some extent, our humanity died a little bit. But mostly Auburn.