Adele Is Doing The Theme Song For The New James Bond

By Steve G. March 04, 2013 @ 10:49 AM

“According to Britain’s “The Sun” newspaper, producers want the singer to work on music for the films the way Shirley Bassey did, who sang various songs for Bond movies, including “Diamonds Are Forever”, “Mooraker” and “Goldfinger.”

Adele drives me wild for some reason. They say when you’re going after a big girl you should focus on one thing you like about them, but to be honest I can’t quite put my finger on what it is. I don’t know if it’s the way she waddles around the red carpet like a sexy English emperor penguin or that she looks like bag of meat every time she stuffs herself into one of those award dresses. It could be that she doesn’t take shit from anyone or that she is actually talented as hell and made a pretty solid theme song for Skyfall. I could listen to her get winded on stage all day singing that song. Whatever it is, don’t stop doing it because it’s working for me. Everyone else may be at the party trying to get with the pretty girl but I know the ultimate prize is the beefy loud mouthed British chick sitting in the corner who can’t stop singing about her ex-boyfriend.

‘Skyfall’ has a new trailer

By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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A new international trailer for ‘Skyfall’ is out today, with lots of new footage and a slightly longer clip from the scene above, which is the most James Bond thing James Bond has ever done. There’s also a Chinese guy at the end who barks at you like he’s some kind of demon, and obviously you wouldn’t want to miss that.

James Bond ‘Skyfall’ has a teaser

By brendon May 21, 2012 @ 11:54 AM

If you want to know more about the plot to ‘Skyfall’, the 23rd James Bond movie, directed by the highly respected Sam Mendes, with Daniel Craig in his third outing as Bond and an outstanding cast led by Javier Bardem, Albert Finney, Judi Dench, and Ralph Fienes, the teaser trailer released today won’t help.

But if you sent some men to go kill James Bond and his companion, and they never came back, the teaser trailer released today will help. It turns out he killed them first. What on earth made you call ahead to tell Bond about it?

its the James Bond ‘Skyfall’ cast

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 2:22 PM

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There was a photocall in London today for the next James Bond movie, horribly named ‘Skyfall’, starring Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as the villain, Berenice Marlohe as the sexy foreign girl you won’t be able to understand, and Naomie Harris as some field agent who is totally gonna get killed.

Adding to the already good cast will be Ralph Fiennes (probably as another villain) and Albert Finney (probably as M’s boss). Even more promising is that it will be directed by Sam Mendes, at least one very good writer has taken a whack at the script, and the incredibly great Roger Deakins will be the cinematographer, so even if it’s dumb it’ll at least look fantastic. It’ll be the Megan Fox of movies.

(image source = getty)

Wednesday headlines

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 1:58 PM

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THE HANGOVER 3 – is already in development, and Zach Galafianakis says the story will center around his character getting sprung from a mental institution. In other words, expect to see his ass in a hospital gown. (rolling stone)

SALT 2 – could be on the way now that Angelina Jolie has agreed to do it and Sony has hired Kurt Wimmer to write a script. Might I suggest showing her ass in a hospital gown. (mtv)

SIENNA MILLER – got an apology from London tabloid News of the World after they published information they learned after hacking her cell phone. Pardon me, a “sincere” apology. So that seems fair. Look Sienna, we could go back and forth all day about who’s to blame and never get to the bottom of it, but they obviously feel terrible so let’s just call it even. (the ap)

NAOMIE HARRIS – who might best be known for playing voo doo witch/Calypso in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ 2 and 3, is in talks to be the female lead in the next James Bond movie. Will she get it? Oh, I’m on pins and needles! (ew)

RAMONA NITU – was on ‘Jersey Shore’ last season, and yesterday she was on South Beach, and… ok, I’m not gonna lie to you; posting these pictures seemed like a much better idea when they were just thumbnails. (bauer griffin)

Tuesday headlines, with Miley Cyrus vs. Elaine Benes

By brendon May 03, 2011 @ 11:05 PM

MILEY CYRUS – showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube)

TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE – created ‘South Park’ of course, and if you don’t know they have a new play on Broadway called ‘The Book of Mormon’, and today it received 14 Tony nominations, the most of any play. It could be the best thing I have no intention of ever seeing. (popeater)

THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE – will receive $45 million for product-placement, more than twice as much as the previous record holder (Lexus, Bulgari and American Express paid $20M to be in ‘Minority Report’). So expect dialogue like: “They’re right behind us James!” “Not for long, thanks to the smooth responsive handling of the all new BMW 5, whose standard rear view camera makes escaping a breeze.” (the australian)

KAT DENNINGS – is in ‘Thor’, and last night she was at the premiere at the El Capitan in L.A. Did you know her name, Kat, is short for Katherine? That is so neat and clever I thought I’d put some of her pictures up. And also because she has huge jugs. (getty)