The picture source for these said that James Gandolfini got dressed up as Homer Simpson for Halloween yesterday, and at first it seemed like they were just making a fat joke, but then he put on his Homer Simpson mask. And all I can say is AHH WHATTHEFUCK! Did he rip the eyes open with his bare hands. That is not a mask you want to see when you open the door to a stranger. If I saw a big dude standing in my door in this mask I would just push my girlfriend into him and then run away. I’m very sensible.
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James Gandolfini came in to JFK last night and quickly decided he had had enough of some annoying fan, so he did what any real man does, meaning he grabbed him by his face and made him wet his pants. The guy was annoying and I was barely even listening. I did hear him say again and again that he just wanted to learn how to be a Soprano, and although he was probably trying to be cute, I hate him either way. James Gandofini is not Tony Soprano. He's an actor. Asking him how to get into the mob is like asking a Clydesdale how to make Budweiser. Look dickhead, this is just pretend, okay.
