James Packer Calls Mariah Carey His “Low Point”

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who knows what drives men to make horrible decisions regarding women in their lives. Minus pussy and a nice set of tits, naturally.


Mariah Carey Wants Her Fair Share

November 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is seeking revenge on her ex-fiance the best way possible, inflating her breasts and cinching her waist until her duodenom becomes clogged with last night’s Pepperidge Farm binge.


Mariah Carey Worth Six Million Per Year

November 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey’s rejected prenup from James Packer seems increasingly devoid of humanity. It appears she was attempting to lease out her rejuvenated vagina and he’s basically Lex Luther.


Mariah Carey Demanding Money

November 1, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

This Mariah Carey thing is really complicated. First off her tits cause her to have to crawl off the ceiling of the airplane when it reaches cruising altitude.


Mariah Carey Won’t Fuck Before Marriage

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is quietly one of the worst people alive, so of course she wants a reality show. If it included a Myth Busters segment on whether or not she’s been injecting stuffed crust pizza filling into her tits I would definitely watch it.


Mariah Wants Fifty Mill to Go Away

October 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one thing Mariah Carey doesn’t need in life, it’s more money. By all accounts, she’s flat loaded, somewhere in the half-billion range. Nevertheless, she’s punishing her now ex-fiancee James Packer by pushing the idea he owes her fifty million.


Two Millionaires Got Into A Fist Fight Over Miranda Kerr (VIDEO)

May 14, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Australian media moguls David Gyngell and James Packer have been friends for most of their lives, and David was the best man at James’ wedding to Erica Baxter in 2007. But things got a little tense between the two friends last week, when they tried to beat the living shit out of each other over […]