Kim Kardashian is in the South African version of FHM (wait what), but I accidentally uploaded a banner of Jamie Chung in Complex magazine, and those were way better because Jamie is way hotter so I kept it in. They’re both hot girls, but Jamie is a better version of a hot girl. It’s like the difference between getting a blowjob and getting a blowjob while high on opium and with puppies licking your feet.
06.11.2009 paris hilton did cristiano ronaldo
The timeline for last night seems to be that Paris Hilton broke up with Greg (aka, “Doug”) Reinhardt, then hit some clubs, then about two hours later she went home with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. She’s nothing if not resilient.
They both went to MyHouse last night and left at around 3 AM for a Ron-dezvous at Nicky Hilton’s pad, according to X17. Cristiano left at around 5 AM
Um, so I don’t actually care about Paris Hilton or the list of victims her poisoned womb is attacking, but I very much do care about hot Asian girls who are mostly naked. In honor of that, hey look, it’s Jamie Chung. The last 4 pictures were in a magazine but the first three have never been seen before. Big deal photographer Randall Slavin (more from him here and here) took them for Maxim. Ronaldo should have put the moves on Jamie instead. Why Paris? You might as well fuck a garbage can. Her vagina has just as much room and disease, but at least the garbage can won’t make you listen to it’s crappy record.
05.29.2009 linda hogan is pretty smart
Linda Hogan says her daughter Brooke bes’ stop lyin about her, or else she’ll face some vague, poorly-thought-out retribution. OK magazine says…
The Hogan family has been going back and forth lately, with Brooke Hogan laying accusations of drug use at her mother Linda Hogan’s door. Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants, among other things … “[If] Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father’s lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, [Linda's new boyfriend] will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called ‘Redemption’ which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”
I’m not really positive that selling more records than Brooke Hogan would give anyone bragging rights over anyone else. Those dogs who bark Jingle Bells and the Spooky Halloween Sounds cd at Hallmark probably sell more than Brooke too. It would be like bragging about beating Lindsay at a drug test.
UNSEXY UPDATE 2 - k, so the Jamie Chung pics were, um, “taken down by request.” The part about bigshot photographer Randall Slavin still stands though.
