The Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls a Knife (VIDEO)

Remember when Jamie Lynn Spears pulled a knife at the Pita Pit over New Years? No, that other time. It's unclear why the fight started, but you can now see how it ended. Jamie Lynn taking the circuitous route around the counter to grab a kitchen knife. I will cut you like a fucking falafel. Nobody puts Jamie Lynn in a conservatorship. That seemed to simmer everybody down. It's kind of disappointing that a fight broke...read more

Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls A Knife

Jamie Lynn Spears was at a Pita Pit, which apparently is fine diningwhere she lives. Some drama went down in the Pit and someone threw a glass bottle and tagged Spears' friend in the head. Naturally, Spearsjumped behind the counter and grabbed a knife and began brandishing the shit out of it in a threatening manner. Her ninja shitcooled everyone off because nobody wants to be the guy who makes the news for getting...read more

It's A Spears Easter Y'all!

Britney Spears attended Easter services in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana yesterday and she looked awful. To be more accurate, she looked like her mom. On the other hand, little sister and five times divorced Jamie Lynn Spears looked pretty good in her way too short for church Easter dress. And, by pretty good, I mean, she didn't look like her mom. Photo credit: PCNread more

JAMIE HAD LIPO WHILE PREGNANT

The always great Star magazine says today that Jamie Lynn Spears is worried she caused permanent damage to her daughter Maddie because Jamie had lipo while she was pregnant. You might be wondering how a perfectly healthy 16-year-old managed to get lipo, and you'd be right. Jamies mom Lynne had to fight for her daughter to get approved because you're not supposed to knock out underage teens and poke around inside of...read more

ENQUIRER STANDS BY THEIR STORY

Last week of course, the National Enquirer reported that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant for the second time, just three months after giving birth the first time. Denials were issued across the board, but NE is sticking by their original story, and now says it has confirmed the news with a source inside the family. Now, a close family member has revealed exclusively that the Spears family is in an uproar and...read more

OKAY WELL NOW SHE'S NOT PREGNANT

In complete contrast to what the NE said earlier today, TMZ says now that Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, citing a source that cannot be turned into a peach, no matter what. (nyuk nyuk nyuk!) Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an...read more

JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT AGAIN

This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys fuck her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again". Oh the irony. Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has...read more

JAMIE LYNN BREAST-FEEDING PICTURES?

If you heard there was a scandal involving pictures and breastfeeding and Jamie Lynn Spears, would there be any doubt that Wal Mart was somehow involved? TMZ says…A picture Law enforcement sources tell TMZ federal and local authorities are on the hunt for someone peddling 12 pics of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn, daughter Maddie and baby daddy Casey Aldridge. One of the pictures shows Jamie Lynn breast feeding Maddie --...read more

JAMIE LYNN HAS GIVEN BIRTH

Us magazine is reporting that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a daughter named Maddie. Jamie Lynn's sister Britney flew from L.A. yesterday to be in Mississippi for the delivery. After an ultrasound last week indicated that her baby may be in breech position, it was rumored that Jamie Lynn would undergo a c-section today, in an attempt to thwart Gods plan to kill her. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS...read more

BRITNEY IS A'COMIN

TMZ says now that Britney Spears is headed home to Kentwood, Louisiana for her sister Jamie Lynn's baby shower. Jamie Lynn Whore, of course, is now about is about 6 months pregnant. So, according to this picture, she’s giving birth to a dinosaur.read more

JAMIE LYNN IS A GOOD MOM

Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge spent the weekend four-wheeling with friends in Liberty, Mississippi. Because she’s 6 months pregnant and everyone knows you should jostle around unborn babies as much as possible. “Try to violently rock the mom back and forth,” doctors often say. They also recommend roller coasters and wild broncos, if you have access to some.In a related story, Geaux Tigers! National...read more

PROFILE OF A LADY

A few months ago some Mormons came to my door while I was moving into a new place and they wanted to talk for a little bit and they even asked if I needed some help moving. I said no thank you, but they said to give them a call if I need anything. So I did last week and asked them if they could go punch Jamie Lynn Spears in her fat stupid stomach, because she’s a hillbilly teen knocked up by some idiot wigger and this...read more

JAMIE LYNN IS SMOOTH, SLUTTY

At first this story in Star may seem far fetched but then you remember that it's about a Spears and the whole family is a plague of fuckups and then it all makes sense. Let's skip to the best part.Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!" The story says other things about her...read more

THIS GUY IS NOT THE FATHER

Star magazine says today that Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby, despite her claims, and in fact the real father is a producer on her show "Zoey 101". The producer/real dad is described as "much older" and he cannot come forward because it would be admitting to statutory rape and he would almost certainly face jail time. Merry Christmas everyone!!!Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer...read more

BRITNEY IS NOT HAPPY

Page Six says today that the reason Britney Spears had to find out from that tabloids that her little sister is pregnant is because Jamie Lynn is scared of Britney’s temper and didn't feel like dealing with one of her little hissy fits.“Jamie Lynn has a very soft personality,” says the family insider, who added that Jamie Lynn often had to suffer her sister’s tantrums when they were growing up. “She loves Britney, not...read more