Janice Dickinson Uses Her Crotch To Stop Bullies

By Travis October 29, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

The self-proclaimed “World’s First Supermodel” Janice Dickinson has decided that she’s had enough of bullies, so she took to the streets of Los Angeles yesterday for a photo shoot in the name of anti-bullying. But I don’t think that Janice actually knows what the word bullying means, because all she did was spread her legs on top of a gem-encrusted 3-wheel motorcycle and act like she was about to take her top off and expose her 58-year old breasts to the world. Maybe that’s her plan, though, and the threat of showing off her dust bowl to teenage kids is just what America’s little assholes need to learn that being a dickhead isn’t a right, but rather a privilege.

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Janice Dickinson In A Bikini

By Lex July 05, 2013 @ 3:20 PM

Janice Dickinson In A Leopard Bikini At The Beach In Malibu
Maybe it’s tougher to find peasant children to rob of their life force during the holidays, but Janice Dickinson better come up with a potion or elixir soon, else put away that leopard print bikini. I’ll allow for some missing Guatemalan mountain kids, but I can’t abide a creepy older lady who’s skin suit isn’t sitting right.

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Janice Dickinson is a fine example

By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 8:04 PM

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Janice Dickinson was out at BOA last night, and the models of today really should look at her as a role model and do the things she does. And by that I mean wear invisible shirts, and be so worn down and defeated by life that they’d have sex with me.

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Don’t be a hero

By brendon July 06, 2009 @ 12:19 PM

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Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead paint and everyone who licks her chest is gonna die of cancer.

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RANDOM AFTERNOON STUFF

By brendon December 10, 2007 @ 1:08 PM

JAMES FRANCO IS LUCID – FilmDrunk has an interview with James Franco, and interview that from here on out will be known as, "The Worlds Greatest Interview".  He's so unbelievably stoned, he might be legally dead.  

YOU MISSED SOME – Bauer Griffin has pictures of Amy Winehouse walking around in the middle of the night (zombie) with a white powder on her sleeve (better shot here).  Oh, heavens, what could it be?

BRITNEY STILL CAN'T DRIVE – Video here of Britney showing she has absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in the world.  She drives like someone is shooting at her.  

JENIFER LOVE HEWITT ISN'T FAT
– Janice Dickinsosn went on Today this morning and told Al Roker that she didn't think Jennifer Love Hewitt was fat, that these were just unflattering angles.  How the hell can "straight-on" be considered a bad angle?  That's not even an "angle".  It's right behind you.  What would a good angle be?  From the neck up?  Pointed at the sun?  Pointed at someone else?  Janice went on to say that, while JLH is not fat, Tyra Banks is.  And Tyra got out of her frosting -stained recliner and attempted to write a nasty letter.  Unfortunately there was melted butter all over her hands, so it will have to wait. 

JANICE DICKINSON IS NOT BAD

By brendon July 20, 2007 @ 12:40 PM

Janice Dickinson was born in 1955, which makes her … um … I don't know, eighty seven.  87.  Maybe 52.  I'm not very good with numbers, but that's not the point, the point is she looks pretty good for her age.  She should go to the schools and "rap" with today's young people and tell the girls how important it is to starve yourself and get huge implants.  If they want boys to like them, that is.  Don't get me wrong, she doesn't look awesome or anything, but she looks good.  Her body basically looks like Tara Reid, which maybe isn't the most flattering thing in the world if you're Tara Reid.