Television is our greatest teacher. Countless prison shows have taught us there's a hierarchy in the joint. No matter which state prison hosts you as a long term guest, kiddie fuckers are on the bottom rung. I raped a... READ MORE

Jared Fogle's second ex-wife is suing Subway because she claims the fast food franchise knew all along her husband was a creepy sex offender but kept it from both Americans who love shitty cheap food and herself. READ MORE

Former Subway spokesman and child porn exec producer Jared Fogle is suing the parents of one of his kiddy cinema victims. To be fair, she's suing him first, necessitating him suing her parents. It makes sense if you're in... READ MORE

Jared Fogle lent his Foundation President and favorite pedo videographer Russell Taylor $191,000 for a down payment on a house right before the FBI swarmed in to investigate how the Subway sausage was being made. Taylor got twenty-seven years ahead of... READ MORE

Steve Nigg can’t catch a break. Busted for armed robbery and weapons charges, the sixty year old family man was sent off the the federal pen in Englewood, Colorado where he’s housed in the low security wing jam packed... READ MORE

It’s hard out here for a pimp. It’s even harder in there for a pedophile. Every time you start to think the American criminal justice system is broken, an uplifting story comes along and proves you wrong. Reports have... READ MORE

Jared Fogle is appealing his sentence for accessory to a shitload of kid diddling. Fogle pled guilty to the charges of distribution and receipt of child pornography and of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor in exchange for... READ MORE

Federal prosecutors recommended Jared Fogle get the 12 years maximum sentence in the plea deal with a 12 year maximum sentence struck for no apparent reason. Prosecutors claimed they confiscated 5.6 terabytes of child porn between Fogle and his Foundation... READ MORE

Dr. Phil who only does harm as a doctor nabbed the first interview with the Florida semi-employed journalist who Linda Tripped Jared Fogle into talking all about his lust for little kids on her secret phone recordings. I’m not... READ MORE

The world’s both best and worst sandwich spokesperson ever, Jared Fogle, paid each of fourteen victims of his child porn and sex crime offenses $100,000. The money is supposed go toward counseling and medical expenses but can be used for... READ MORE