Jared Leto cut his hipster Jesus hair and died it platinum blond. It’s for an upcoming role he’s playing in the movie Douche Bag. It goes on forever. Just when you thought Jared couldn’t get any douchier. (Huffington Post)... READ MORE

Jared Leto posted a shirtless pic of himself wearing a fannypack, which conveniently contained a link to his merch page. On the site you can buy his dumb fucking hipster fanny pack for $32.00 or a photo book he... READ MORE

Hipster pretty boy Jesus Jared Leto will be playing the Joker in the new Suicide Squad movie from DC Comics. This officially proves there is no God and adults who read comic books should be chemically castrated yesterday. Read... READ MORE

Alexis Arquette, the tranny Arquette sister I guess, claims that he schlobbled Jared Leto’s man parts and that it was wonderful. According to Arquette, Leto’s dick was like something out of the movie Gladiator. I’m not sure what the... READ MORE

PETA named Jared Leto as its sexiest vegetarian of the year. Apparently vegans get moist before the emaciated effeminate Jesus look. It’s all part of PETA’s master plan to turn us all into a bunch of herbivore bait. Not... READ MORE

The crypto-Commie fuckers in the Venezuelan government think that Hollywood is out to get them. That’s because a couple of times during last night’s Oscars, Hollywood ceased auto-fellatio mode long enough to show support for anti-government protesters in Venezuela.... READ MORE

It probably surprised no one that Bono and U2 won a Golden Globe for their song from Mandela, just weeks after the guy died, but it’s fun to pretend that Taylor Swift immediately found the lead singer at the... READ MORE