‘Transformers’ 4 and 5 might star Jason Statham

By brendon October 18, 2011 @ 1:10 PM

Ehren Kruger is a pretty shitty writer, so this seems hard to believe but apparently he has an idea so amazing that Paramount might film ‘Transformers’ 4 and 5 back-to-back, maybe even with Michael Bay directing them again despite earlier saying he was done with the franchise.

Even more surprising is the possibility of Jason Statham as the new lead. This would be bad news for the Decipticons, who keep in mind were 0-3 even when the Autobots were led by that nebbish little Jew.

(source = latino review)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked

By brendon May 03, 2011 @ 2:37 PM

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This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she’s number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they’re doing because number 4 on the list is Cameron Diaz, even though she looks like this and could kill an erection faster than slamming it in a car door.

(image source of rosie and her boyfriend jason statham last night at the costume institute gala in new york = splash and wenn)

Jason Statham and Rosie Whitely are in Anguilla

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 3:02 PM

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Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were on Anguilla in the British West Indies this week, and you’ll be happy to hear she was as plain and boring and average as she always is. The good news is that these pictures use a special new technology, and if you scratch your screen right now it will smell like the ocean. It might take a few tries so just keep sniffing your screen, especially if you’re at work.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley forgot something

By brendon June 09, 2010 @ 1:21 PM

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (the Victorias Secret model who replaced Megan Fox in ‘Transformers 3′) and her boyfriend Jason Statham were in Santa Monica yesterday, and it must have been hot there because she didn’t wear a bra. This is only noteworthy because they’re famous. The truth is this chick can look pretty fug sometimes. I can’t remember the last time a see-thru picture was enough to get excited about all by itself, but I was probably drinking sunny delight and fastening my velcro shoes when I felt that way.

(source = fame images and splash news)

jason statham is the winner

By brendon January 04, 2010 @ 12:27 AM

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Jason Statham used to date Kelly Brook of course, and he makes cool movies and he’s all ripped out and he spent this weekend on a beach and on a yacht in St. Barths with his hot ass girlfriend Alex Zosman, so if you were wondering if his life kicks ass, the answer is yes, except the “yes” is all in caps and italics and there’s a bunch of exclamation points at the end and actually the exclamation points are lightning bolts.

(source = fame pictures)

Afternoon Headlines

By brendon August 06, 2009 @ 6:49 PM

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KATY PERRY – has agreed to be one of the guest judges replacing Paula Abdul during the American Idol auditions, which begin tomorrow in Denver. It’s not clear who the fourth judge will be for that.  One artist who is being mentioned is busty bikini model Denise Milani, although mostly by me, just now.  (source = ny daily news)

STEVEN TYLER – the Aerosmith lead singer suffered head, neck and shoulder injuries after falling off a stage in Rapid City, South Dakota. Specifically, at the Buffalo Chip Campground, where the concert was being held. In a related story, are you fucking kidding me. (fox news)

JASON STATHAM – FUN FACT: even cool guys look like spazzy dorks in diving masks. FUN FACT 2 – but don’t mention that because Jason Statham will murder you with a jetski and laugh while doing it. (hq jump here. source = splash and fame)