Fat shaming started when chubby people stopped being tribal kings with access to abundant food sources and just lazy bastards with bullshit glandular issues. It’s only been officially called fat shaming since the big and chunky tried to reclaim their jiggling figures as a social positive and needed a way to make fat jokesters look like heartless monsters. Alyssa Milano got fat shamed by Jay Mohr who was surprised by her wide body when he saw her at the NASCAR Awards in early December.
She was one of the presenters. She’s very tiny, in height…It seems like she had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a s–t’…I read it on her gut..
Somebody sat in the director’s chair and was not wearing Spanx and I was like, ‘Jesus Christ.
Oh, slam. I mean, fat shame. That’s what Alyssa Milano called it when she wrote back a purposefully classy Tweet to Jay Mohr, filled with positive messages for him and his wife and kids but calling out Jay’s fat shaming. Since then, large lovely ladies have been slobbering praise on Alyssa like she’s the first true zero calorie cheesecake bite. Jay Mohr probably should’ve kept his fat jokes to himself. For a couple cheap chuckles he’s unleashed an entire fat girl army. I wonder if it’ll still seem so funny when the first wave of berserker BBWs descend from their mountainous camps with the aid of gravity and murderous rage. It’s hard to laugh when you can’t breathe.
Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have been married since 2006, but judging by the picture above they’re already on their way to being retired grandparents in the Florida panhandle. Seriously, she’s only 34-years old, yet she looks like she should be starring on a new reality show called “What the Fuck Happened to Me?”
Then again, Nikki was once a hot, rising star, playing the WB’s sluttier version of Kelly Bundy on Unhappily Ever After. But like so many hot actresses before her, she started dating douchebags like E from Entourage and Bobcat Goldthwait, who’s cool and all, but come on. No way he should be nailing top shelf.
(why would a 42 year old have organs randomly shutting down? maybe the story Jay Mohr told on Opie and Anthony about him and Tracy doing PCP is related in some way)
Tracy Morgan has had diabetes since 1996 but, and this is gonna amaze you, but he says he didn’t really take it seriously or take care of himself until 2006 when he got sick and almost had his foot amputated. But since then he’s turned things around and things are going great.
Oh wait never mind no they’re not.
Tracy Morgan had a kidney transplant and will miss at least two episodes of the NBC sitcom.
Morgan had successful surgery “on or around Dec. 10,” and the show’s writers will work his absence into the show by saying he had “some sort of meltdown because of a good thing that’s happened to him.”
Morgan, who plays Tracy Jordan on “30 Rock,” could miss up to three episodes, depending of his recovery, with his missed episodes slated to air in March.
You can’t help but be impressed by NBC’s obvious concern. About their TV show at least. Not so much for their employee. “We need to stop casting, you know, those people. They’re always getting diabetes, I think they like it,” NBC probably said.
Do plastic surgeons take that Hippocratic oath pledging to do no harm to their patients? Because whoever has been working on Nikki Cox needs to look himself in the mirror and do some soul searching. She should use the plastic surgeon I go to. You can't even see the scars from my penis reduction surgery. I can ride a bike again!
(on a side note, why isn’t Jay Mohr a huge star? That dude is fucking hilarious. "Action" is still tied with "Andy Richter Controls The Universe" in the category of Greatest Show No One Ever Watched And I Hate You For It. picture source = bauer griffin, by the way.)