Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity. It can't feel good to be the husband in that situation, just trying to fuck your side chick on a Saturday night and flipping on HBO to see your wife...read more

Jay Z And Kanye's Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

Jay Z and Kanye West's contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with fat asses? That was pure. Read about the rest of their demands. (TMZ) Nicki Minaj is the STD fairy, here to give you the herp. (Last Men On Earth)...read more

Jay Z False Promises And Shit Around The Web

Performance artist, a polite term for unemployed girls who put out, Marina Abramovic claims Jay Z promised to open an art institute so she can teach her "craft" if she appeared in one of his videos. He didn't. You just got fucked by Jay Z and you're not even getting an anchor baby. Boo. Read all about how Jay Z is a liar, liar, with pants on fire. (Dlisted) Rachel Hilbert plays a game of topless pool. You know, like...read more

Jay Z Might've Made a 21-Year Old Baby

If you believe Jay Z's lyrics, he banged a bunch of bitches on the way up. If you believe his attorneys, he doesn't live in any of his three homes in New Jersey and therefore doesn't need to comply with a Jersey court order to provide a DNA sample to see if he's the dad of a 21-year old whose mom he barebacked about this kid's age plus nine months ago. You can't blame a kid for wanting to know who his real father is...read more

Broner Apologizes On Behalf Of Self (VIDEO)

Boxing sucks. I had not idea Adrien Broner existed let alone owned a few belts. Apparently the Russians are still watching this shit while they prepare to saw off some guy's arm for not paying his rent. Enough so that Jay Z's sports agency offered Broner a 5 year $40 million contract and he rejected it. Then hewent on a rant against Jay Z and his signed music artist Rihanna which he can most definitely blame on his...read more

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on howlittle each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The meeting itself court-side at the Brooklyn Nets game was fairly brief, but served the purpose of allowing the British monarchs to be seen with important...read more

Jay Z's Weakness Is Vanity

Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained late model pit bulls it was all he rapped or talked about. He's now turning the corner into Donald Trump territory where you can't help but wonder if he has any real interests besides proving his point. Jay just bought...read more

Beyonce Takes Selfies At the Louvre

Say what you want about the so-called masterpieces, they've got nothing on Beyonce. Fuck yeah you are the most important piece available to be seen at the Louvre. I've been. The Mona Lisa is a tiny framed portrait of a chick who even back in the Renaissance had to be considered a four, a seven maybe after mead. The rest of the works are just naked dudes in oil paintings, or naked dudes in actual oil if you visit the...read more

Beyonce And Jay Z Are Living A Lie And Shit Around The Web

Beyonce did her best at last night's VMAs to dispel rumors that she and Jay Z both wish they were fucking somebody else at night. They were all snuggly and used their stripper named baby as a prop for their lies. Let it go, B. Read all about Jay Z and Beyonce's brave face. (Dlisted) Selena Gomez forgot her bra and showed the heap of sideboob. (Popoholic) Laura Cremaschi and her ass went to the beach. (Hollywood Tuna)...read more

Liv Apologizes to Beyonce for Not Fucking Jay Z (VIDEO)

Jay Z's in a fucking pickle. It's bad when even the chicks you're not boning outside your marriage are performing songs about how you wanted to bone them. Some self-described rapper chick named Liv made a music video in her apartment by the freeway where she plays Outkast's Sorry Ms. Jackson and changes the lyrics to Sorry Mrs. Carter. Then she says a whole bunch of stuff about Jay Z being a cheating pimp, how he...read more

Beyonce And Jay Z Probably Splitting And Shit Around The Web

America's second most annoying couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, are rumored to be splitting up. The reason seems to be that Jay Z likes to stick his dick in other women while Beyonce's independently wealthy and doesn't need that shit. Read all about the trouble in d-bag paradise. (Huffington Post) Apparently there is a Miami bikini fashion week and it's all bikini models (Drunken Stepfather) Taylor Swift wants you to finish...read more

Beyonce, That's Actually Pretty Impressive (VIDEO)

You know I, thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em Cause I don't fucking need em Take em out the hood, keep em looking good But I don't fucking feed em First time they fuss I'm breezing Talking bout, what's the reasons I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch Truer words have never been spoken. Jay Z and Beyonce are working out their marital problems to the tune of half a million a night this summer. Let's get...read more

Casey Cohen Didn't Have Sex With Jay Z According to Casey Cohen

You know people are serious when they send the cease and desist letter. Those cost you about a buck fifty now on Legal Zoom. Casey Cohen sent one to Bauer Media because they own In Touch and Life and Style magazine that first printed the story about the nightclub hostess, art major, and reality TV performer (damn, she's triple booked) riding Jay Z's scratchy thing. The last thing a nightclub hostess from Long Island...read more

The Person Who Leaked The Jay Z Elevator Video For $250,000 Has Been Fired

Unless someone involved comes forward and explains what happened in this now infamous elevator footage from a Met Gala after party at the Standard Hotel, we'll simply never know the truth about why Solange Knowles attacked Jay Z. But the good news is that we don't need to know anything else, because the hotel has finally determined who sold the elevator surveillance footage in the first place, and that employee has...read more

Jay Z Blings Off Beyonce's Little Sister

I don't care if you're trying to shut up your 50-year younger Latina hooker so you can keep your NBA franchise or your old lady's feisty little sister tried to kick your ass in an elevator, you can never go wrong with a big-ass blood diamond to squelch that nonsense. After Solange Knowles and her Ninja afro tried to take out Jay-Z in an elevator, it was clear that an expensive rapprochement was in order. Jay-Z must've...read more