By Jack November 02, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Jay Z and Kanye West’s contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with fat asses? That was pure.
Read about the rest of their demands. (TMZ)
Nicki Minaj is the STD fairy, here to give you the herp. (Last Men On Earth)
Kelly Deadmon is topless in “The Affair”. (Egotastic All-Stars)
Want to see Olivia Wilde’s ass? (Drunken Stepfather)
I do love a girl with a nice thigh gap. (The Chive)
Jaime King forgot to wear a bra to the red carpet event. (Hollywood Tuna)
Who has better tits than Charlotte McKinney? No one. (Popoholic)
By Jack May 20, 2015 @ 11:00 AM
Performance artist, a polite term for unemployed girls who put out, Marina Abramovic claims Jay Z promised to open an art institute so she can teach her “craft” if she appeared in one of his videos. He didn’t. You just got fucked by Jay Z and you’re not even getting an anchor baby. Boo.
Read all about how Jay Z is a liar, liar, with pants on fire. (Dlisted)
Rachel Hilbert plays a game of topless pool. You know, like you do. (Egtoastic)
WWE wrestler Tammy “Sunny” Sytch is going to make bank for selling her sex tape. (TMZ)
Kanye is in a tizzy because he got censored at the BMAs. (Huffington Post)
Cora Keegan struts around in her undies. (Drunken Stepfather)
Charlotte McKinney wears only an arm bra. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jessica Lowndes cleavage is amazing. (Popoholic)
By Lex February 20, 2015 @ 10:04 AM
If you believe Jay Z’s lyrics, he banged a bunch of bitches on the way up. If you believe his attorneys, he doesn’t live in any of his three homes in New Jersey and therefore doesn’t need to comply with a Jersey court order to provide a DNA sample to see if he’s the dad of a 21-year old whose mom he barebacked about this kid’s age plus nine months ago. You can’t blame a kid for wanting to know who his real father is when his real father is worth half a billion and could hook him up with some sweet rides and high class pussy. It’s one thing to be the son of a loose woman from Jersey, it’s another to be Jay Z’s kid. There have been rumored payoffs in the past to keep other offspring from popping up while magazines continue to pretend the stripper baby Blue Ivy is something of a lineage novelty. If this paternity claim turns out to be true, it could very well cost Jay Z in his marriage to Beyonce. I’d estimate that cost at about one Vanessa Bryant ring plus ten percent. I don’t care how rich you get, it’s got to irk you that every chick you nailed in your 20′s is now costing you a suitcase filled with cash.
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By Matt January 13, 2015 @ 7:04 AM
Boxing sucks. I had not idea Adrien Broner existed let alone owned a few belts. Apparently the Russians are still watching this shit while they prepare to saw off some guy’s arm for not paying his rent. Enough so that Jay Z’s sports agency offered Broner a 5 year $40 million contract and he rejected it. Then he went on a rant against Jay Z and his signed music artist Rihanna which he can most definitely blame on his encephalopothy:
“Jay Z can suck my dick with an elephant tongue… Man, fuck Rihanna. No disrespect, at the end of the day, she gonna give me some pussy and that’s it.”
Probably. Broner has now apologized because that was apparently his best offer. Also someone told him to and he does what he’s told:
“You never invite another man to another man’s private parts. That’s just ridiculous. I was caught up in the moment and I want to apologize to Jay for that. I’m a man at the end of the day. I’m wrong and I can admit when I’m wrong. I never should have said ‘Forget Rihanna.’ I said it in a more explicit way. I’m wrong, I’m sorry. If Jay wants to talk to me, you can get in touch with me and we can talk about it.”
I’m pretty sure street justice involves Jay Z not calling you back. You should have been grateful he even cares about your sport because I know he doesn’t need the money and he’s probably not looking for the headache. Next time someone offers you tens of millions go ahead and take it before they understand their bad decision. Boxing hasn’t been popular since the 80′s and with the price of inflation you just fucking blew it.
By Lex December 09, 2014 @ 1:13 PM
The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on how little each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The meeting itself court-side at the Brooklyn Nets game was fairly brief, but served the purpose of allowing the British monarchs to be seen with important black figureheads in America without having to fake smile through another insufferable Obama dinner. Prince William once more was forced to fire his wardrobe chief for failing miserably at making him blend in at a commoners event.
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By Matt November 06, 2014 @ 8:24 AM
Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained late model pit bulls it was all he rapped or talked about. He’s now turning the corner into Donald Trump territory where you can’t help but wonder if he has any real interests besides proving his point. Jay just bought out the Ace of Spades champagne label. Its actually called Armand de Brignac and the Ace of Spades is just the logo, but the people who buy it don’t know that which is a good indication you shouldn’t be spending $300 dollars for a bottle you couldn’t taste test from Korbel. Look for Jay Z to accumulate large amounts of symbolic wealth, for at least one of this kids to become a spiteful transgender, and for him to die alone in his megalith with a tear dripping down his eye muttering about Rosebuds, Louis Vuittons or cheesedick champagne labels.
Photo Credit: ArmanddeBrignac.com