Jay-Z Is Only Love In An Elevator From Now On

With sister-in-laws you either want to fondle them or fight them. There’s no in-between. Just a perpetual lust or loathe relationship until you eventually get divorced. read more

Jay Z Laments His Menage in 4:44 Album

You have to credit Jay Z with providing he and his wife's audience and the broader consumer public exactly what they want. With a straight face, unashamedly, we now own $300 million worth of homes in Bel Air, honey, if you're wondering why we do this. read more

Jay Z Makes Songwriters Hall Of Fame

Do you actually know anyone who's been to a Hall of Fame of any kind? Sounds really fucking lame. You get a pass if you're in Cleveland because what else is there to do. Same with Cooperstown. read more

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Beyonce In Vitro

Remember when twins were a novelty and not an indicator that you're in the one percent? Perhaps if your body doesn't want you to have kids you could raise in a cave, you shouldn't have kids. read more

World Toilet Day Was Full Of Winners

Saturday was World Toilet Day. If you missed it don't be alarmed, any worthy cause would be scheduled for a weekday. World Toilet Day's mission was to bring awareness about all the people around the world who don't have access to a toilet. This encompasses some 2.4... read more

Amy Schumer Called To Task for Plantation Yucks (VIDEO)

Eventually, the politically correct eat their own. It's the Hungry Hungry Hippos Theory of self-righteous consumption. If the process happened with any expediency, the snowflakes would melt faster than they're falling. It's not. The drifts are growing. read more

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce  with an assist from sixty-seven of her literate music industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital... read more

Jay Z And Kanye's Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

Jay Z and Kanye West's contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with... read more

Jay Z False Promises And Shit Around The Web

Performance artist, a polite term for unemployed girls who put out, Marina Abramovic claims Jay Z promised to open an art institute so she can teach her "craft" if she appeared in one of his videos. He didn't. You just got fucked by Jay Z and you're not even getting an... read more

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Jay Z Might've Made a 21-Year Old Baby

If you believe Jay Z's lyrics, he banged a bunch of bitches on the way up. If you believe his attorneys, he doesn't live in any of his three homes in New Jersey and therefore doesn't need to comply with a Jersey court order to provide a DNA sample to see if he's the dad... read more

Broner Apologizes On Behalf Of Self (VIDEO)

Boxing sucks. I had not idea Adrien Broner existed let alone owned a few belts. Apparently the Russians are still watching this shit while they prepare to saw off some guy's arm for not paying his rent. Enough so that Jay Z's sports agency offered Broner a 5 year $40... read more

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on how little each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The... read more