World Toilet Day Was Full Of Winners

Saturday was World Toilet Day. If you missed it don't be alarmed, any worthy cause would be scheduled for a weekday. World Toilet Day's mission was to bring awareness about all the people around the world who don't have access to a toilet. This encompasses some 2.4... read more

Amy Schumer Called To Task for Plantation Yucks (VIDEO)

Eventually, the politically correct eat their own. It's the Hungry Hungry Hippos Theory of self-righteous consumption. If the process happened with any expediency, the snowflakes would melt faster than they're falling. It's not. The drifts are growing. read more

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity.... read more

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Jay Z And Kanye's Contract Riders Are Bratty And Shit Around The Web

Jay Z and Kanye West's contract riders for when they stay at a hotel came out and boy are they fucking divas. They require expensive alcohol, cylindrical vases, and discontinued speakers for their music. Remember when rappers just asked for forties and white women with... read more

Jay Z False Promises And Shit Around The Web

Performance artist, a polite term for unemployed girls who put out, Marina Abramovic claims Jay Z promised to open an art institute so she can teach her "craft" if she appeared in one of his videos. He didn't. You just got fucked by Jay Z and you're not even getting an... read more

Jay Z Might've Made a 21-Year Old Baby

If you believe Jay Z's lyrics, he banged a bunch of bitches on the way up. If you believe his attorneys, he doesn't live in any of his three homes in New Jersey and therefore doesn't need to comply with a Jersey court order to provide a DNA sample to see if he's the dad... read more

Broner Apologizes On Behalf Of Self (VIDEO)

Boxing sucks. I had not idea Adrien Broner existed let alone owned a few belts. Apparently the Russians are still watching this shit while they prepare to saw off some guy's arm for not paying his rent. Enough so that Jay Z's sports agency offered Broner a 5 year $40... read more

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on howlittle each knew about the current whereabouts of their children. The... read more

Jay Z's Weakness Is Vanity

Jay Z has made a name for himself solely off telling people he is rich. Even since the days when he thought a single comma in his bank account was a lot of money and his investment portfolio contained late model pit bulls it was all he rapped or talked about. He's now... read more

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Beyonce Takes Selfies At the Louvre

Say what you want about the so-called masterpieces, they've got nothing on Beyonce. Fuck yeah you are the most important piece available to be seen at the Louvre. I've been. The Mona Lisa is a tiny framed portrait of a chick who even back in the Renaissance had to be... read more

Beyonce And Jay Z Are Living A Lie And Shit Around The Web

Beyonce did her best at last night's VMAs to dispel rumors that she and Jay Z both wish they were fucking somebody else at night. They were all snuggly and used their stripper named baby as a prop for their lies. Let it go, B. Read all about Jay Z and Beyonce's brave... read more

Liv Apologizes to Beyonce for Not Fucking Jay Z (VIDEO)

Jay Z's in a fucking pickle. It's bad when even the chicks you're not boning outside your marriage are performing songs about how you wanted to bone them. Some self-described rapper chick named Liv made a music video in her apartment by the freeway where she plays... read more